Today, I applied for my job, while working at my job. I hope they hire me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got hired and now I have to work. FML
Today, I discovered that I needed to reapply for my job in order to have a chance at keeping it. The applications closed yesterday. FML
Today, after I applied for an IT position at work, and a coworker I’ve worked with for 3 years, who said she had no intention on applying, wished me luck and told me, "I hope you get it!" it's now a week later and it turns out she applied the next day, got the offer and accepted. I had to find out a week later from a different coworker. FML
Today, while waiting for an interview at the career that I've been spending months tailoring my résumé for, I was thrown up on by my only competitor. Guess who got the job. FML
Today, I interviewed potential employees for a job position that I was supposed to get promoted to. FML
Today, I e-mailed an employer to ask about a job I had applied for earlier. The employer in question was on vacation. The person who replied had the position which I had applied for mentioned in their signature. FML
Today, I applied for a new job as a maintenance technician. About 10 minutes after submitting my resume, I received a rejection letter. My girlfriend is their HR person. FML
Today, I went to start my new job, only to find out that the guy who hired me had no permission to do so. I had to fill out another application, and complete another interview and I still might not get the damn job. FML
Today, my job application for McDonald's was rejected. This is the second time. FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
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marijamt 0
what the hell?
Freeze_fml 17
I hope they don't.
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Comments (122)
chanicol 2
this happened to me and all my coworkers after a take over, but everyone got rehired except one who failed the new background check. worst part was we all become "new" so screw our benefits. including a bonus the would have been in two pay periods. we had to wait six more months and lost that bonus.
Login10 0
Yr weird
Login10 0
Yr weird
surgical2012 2
He's a surgeon. Upon completion of their 5th year of residency surgeons must apply to that same hospital as an Attending if they wish to continue working there.
Dravite 9
That's jobception......
doglover100 29
What??????
Plastic_Stitchez 25
Kinda super confused
bazookajoey 27
Wow I thought I was the only one! Sure hoped they hired you OP. I got hired :)
DogeDogeDoge 13
A better FML would be: Today, I found (this specific FML). FML