Today, I cut my finger with a knife while cooking. I work in a hospital and have to use hand disinfectant at least every twenty minutes. It hurts badly. I have to work for eight hours. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I cut my finger at work while chopping some vegetables. I grabbed the nearest rag I could to stop the bleeding and put it on the cut. I didn't know the rag had just been used to clean up a lemon juice spill. FML
Today, while I was at work in a machine shop, I cut myself really bad. Not with any of the sharp tools, drills, or metals I work with. Just the soap dispenser. FML
Today, I managed to cut myself twice with a Swiss army knife. Stabbed in one hand and sliced a finger on the other. Good to know it's super sharp. FML
Today, I was washing the dishes when I gave myself a nasty gash on my leg from the open dishwasher door. After five minutes of cleaning up the blood and wrapping it up, I came back to finish the job only to drop a plate and send broken shards into my foot. FML
Today, I received roughly 50 paper cuts while I was at work. I didn't realize this until after I applied hand sanitizer. FML
Today, I cut my hand on nothing while at work. It bled so much, I began to feel woozy, and everyone kept brushing me off when I asked where the first aid kits were. FML
Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML
Today, I was chopping veggies for dinner and accidentally sliced through my thumbnail and into my finger. I wrapped it and finished cooking, despite being in considerable pain. My husband patted my shoulder and said sympathetically, "Don’t worry about the dishes babe. You can just do them tomorrow.” FML
Today, I cut my leg deeply at the beginning of my work shift. I wrapped it up with packing tape and a thankfully sterile paper towel, and had to work 6 more hours before I could leave. I made 110 dollars at work, only to spend 120 on stitches. FML
Today, during my second shift back at work after missing four weeks for knee surgery, I stabbed myself in the hand and now need three weeks off for that surgery. Just as I'm up for a promotion. FML
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SoNotForYou 5
Liquid bandage! Problem solved. Feel better :)
ceilingfans 1
Worst way to find out you have a paper cut; use purell.
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Comments (109)
tylerdurden00 0
Don't be such a pussy.
usmcUSA 0
Why the **** are you still cooking food with a cut on your finger you nasty bitch?!?!? People go to the hospital because they are sick , not to get sick!
knelson594 0
Maybe you should go to the hospital... Oh wait
caysters 12
As a nurse, you should be using it more than just every 20 minutes... Enter clean, leave clean. Glad im not your patient...
florianh 2
Wear some gloves you dumb bitch
linkinpark98 24
If she is a "Dumb Bitch" why does she have a job as a nurse? Some people these days......
blueyedoll 5
Where gloves duh
linkinpark98 24
I remember doing the same thing.... Except I did it on purpose. What? I ended up being 15 bucks richer.
TonyIsMyDog 2
Peachesncream is hot.
TonyIsMyDog 2
I'm amazed this is being debated so heavily.
mrrossh 3
I know how you feel - I work with sharp metal products and I get my hands cut all the time, and i also work with Isopropanol rubbing alcohol as well. Fortunately, neither my boss or my colleagues take any notice when they hear me swearing.