Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
Australia
Ouch
Today, I took out my ear cartilage piercing. With my comb. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
lizi
This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff
Saint Andrews, United Kingdom
The struggle
Today, I accidentally punched myself in the face while trying to take my bra off. FML
Anonymous
Jacksonville, United States
Today, I was clipping my abnormally thick toenails. I had to apply so much pressure on the clippers that a nail flew off, hit me in the eyeball and scratched my cornea. The doctor nearly fell off his chair laughing during my eye exam after I told him what happened. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Midland, United States
New nickname just dropped
Today, I was talking with a very attractive coworker outside when a moth flew into my ear. I started screaming and hitting my ear because it was stuck and alive in my ear. I spent the rest of the day at the ER. I'm forever known as The Moth Lady. FML
Stella
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
Canada
This is a low
Today, I chipped my tooth on a beer bottle. While I was drinking alone in my basement. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Telford, United Kingdom
Time to go wireless
Today, while trying to open the packaging to my new headphones, I got startled by my cat suddenly meowing, and cut through the headphone wire. FML
Burnt
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Smoking is so cool
Today, I accidentally set my hair on fire while lighting a cigarette. I panicked and put it out by slapping myself in the face. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
There's no justice
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I accidentally ran my thumb down the cheese grater while preparing lunch beside my wife. I instantly jerked my hand away from the grater just in time run my forearm across the knife she was using. I now have 20 stitches and 5 staples in my arm, no lunch, and a puking wife. FML
Marcipaud
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Detroit, United States
Hand me downs
Today, I opened up an English textbook to find someone else's dirty fingernails between the pages. FML
blow me
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Vermont, Australia
Puffy
Today, I bought some pricey lipstick for a date tonight. An hour after putting it on, my lips are so swollen, I look like a blow-up sex doll. FML
Top comments
salmendoza9 0
ouch!!!
perdix 31
If my ass-hair were long, I wouldn't brush it -- I'd get it shaved or waxed off. Not so much for the vanity, but to combat the dingleberry plague. I guess I'd miss the cushioning when I sit down, though ;(
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salmendoza9 0
ouch!!!
meganasoarus 0
I think you were being a little ruff on your hair :(
Selena_is_back 7
Don't you mean rough?
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
She's a dog. (:
Selena_is_back 7
Oh...
Bobissmall 13
That's what you get for piercing your self...
starile 20
Should've just stopped writing the FML at "cartilage". I'll pretend you did so I can laugh more.
Brittneyyyy 7
I've done this before... I've considered taking my earring out permanently but I like the blinginess :P FYL, I feel your pain D:
falloutNV 0
sucks to be you!
Hisbabyforever 0
ouch :-( get better soon!
Zmeilerr 22
Is that even possible?
Zmeilerr 22
No, of course not! You know me better then that.
Sirin_fml 47
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DocBastard 40
I think zmeilerr is fake. OOOOH yeah...take that.
Zmeilerr 22
BBBUUURRRNNN.
tencentsakiss 19
It is possible. My hair dresser did it to one of my cartilage piercings once. If you have a super low threshold for pain, as apparently OP does, I suppose it may hurt a little.
starile 20
Or if you have a solid ring that rips through your ear when forced out, that might be painful. Poor maimed ear..
tencentsakiss 19
That's true. I have 16 gauge captive rings in my cartilage piercings now and I haven't had the pleasure of accidentally ripping them out yet. That actually might hurt.
george456 0
^^^ what can i get for a dollar?
tencentsakiss 19
Read the profile.
DahkLohd 4
@41 - You can **** her horse.
poppyseed420 9
eh not too bad, expect lots of blood though, I ripped one of mine out by catching it on a truck door frame
queens_fml 5
ouch !!!!!! T_T I feel your pain
Bullet4MyChemaMo 12
I feel her pain too, I took out my tragus piercing with my headphones.
hnz 13
I thought combing is a slow process.. hope it heals fast though
perdix 31
I guess Buyer's Remorse is even possible with body piercings. Using a comb to remove it was a resourceful touch. Oh, well, you just wasted some money to find out that you don't look so hot with a cartilage piercing -- live and learn.
poppyseed420 9
unless you stick another bar in and take care of it right, I still have a bar in the one I ripped one of the acrylic balls through
capricaz 0
YDI for piercing your cartilage!
iliveinthesky_fml 0
Omg, same thing happened to me while I was brushing my long,ass hair. It hurt like HELL! But on the bright side I was still able to put the earring back in; just suffered from a throbbing, red, swollen ear for the day. So you should be alright...I think...
perdix 31
If my ass-hair were long, I wouldn't brush it -- I'd get it shaved or waxed off. Not so much for the vanity, but to combat the dingleberry plague. I guess I'd miss the cushioning when I sit down, though ;(
Ruff_fml 3
^win.
Zebidee 9
Ahhahahahahaa!! The perfect example of why punctuation is your friend!
bella789 8
just commenting becuAse UR profile pic I <3 crystal castles (;
libbye 0
ahhhhh that's shitty!!!