Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw an elderly woman in need of help of crossing a street. I helped her across. On the way she just about fell and held onto me to keep from hitting the ground. After she left on her bus I reached for my wallet. It was gone. I had just been robbed by a 70 year old. FML
Today, I was riding my bike to work in a hurry and hit a pothole. I flew off and hit the ground hard. I was badly shaken, but an old lady came over, checked me out and helped me to my feet. After she left the scene, I realized she'd pickpocketed my wallet while "helping" me. FML
Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML
Today, while riding my bike on the sidewalk, I came across a ladder. To avoid bad luck, I swerved around it into the street. I got hit by a car. FML
Today, I was was leaving the library when I noticed an elderly woman being mugged. I was about to leave on my bike, but promptly went to help her. After I managed to scare off the mugger, I helped her to her car. As I was heading back to my bike, I notice the mugger riding off on it. FML
Today, at a red light, an old lady crossing the street fell right in front of my car. I got out of my car to help her. The light turned green and I was still helping the woman to her feet. An officer came by and ticketed me for "impeding the flow of traffic." FML
Today, my bike was stolen. These things happen, so I went to work. On my walk to work, a girl pulls up on my bike and says I needed to fix the brakes, someone could kill themselves. She hands the bike to me and runs off. Not even 3 minutes pass before police surrounded me and accused me of stealing my own bike. FML
Today, I saw an elderly man struggling to make it across a busy street. I jumped up from my table at Starbucks to help him, leaving my things behind. When I got back to my table feeling good, I found that my coffee had disappeared. So had my wallet. FML
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
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lolnikki 0
That sucks :(
MJD_fml 0
Altruism is selfless concern for the welfare of others. Take comfort in the fact that the reward for your deed is internal. Externally your phone and your bike were only material objects which can be replaced.
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Comments (787)
Mustcomment 0
#1 took the words straight outta my mouth, #5, trying to be a monk or something? I'd like to see how you'd react if that happened to you.
TommygetsCRUNK 0
lol. oh man, thats funny.(:
that_guy_you_are 0
OP was probably trying to raep the old man or someshit, I don't trust his story. "HELP"? Moar liek RAEP, amirite GOATST
Obzen 0
Karma CAN suck
tjh116 0
why have so many people made such a big deal out of this??? theres about a one in a million chance that this is remotely true...i bet the OP is reading these comments laughing that people actually believed his bullshit story
TwistedTime 0
Wow...That must have sucked! D:
TeaPhoKnee 0
At least you did the right thing. That probably didn't help much did it? But man, your life is ******.
lovely997 0
number1 couldn't have said it any better
emodude44 0
The evil old man planned it out the theif was his nephew, the cell phone was knocked out of your pocket and the old man was grinning wasn't he?
seayjoel 0
How the hell can 9,000 people say he deserved it. He tries to help an old man and got his bike stolen.
iAmPaul 49
IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!
nityasomaiya 46
People accidentally hit the wrong button.