Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got halfway to the airport when I realized I'd forgotten my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport, only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then, my pocket vibrated. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after working out at the gym, I went to grab my bag, and realized that my phone was missing. Panicking, I reached into my pocket, pulled out my phone, and dialed my mom's number to tell her I'd lost it. It took me until the last ring to realize what I was doing. FML
Today, I arrived at the airport with time to spare, only to realize in the middle of security checks that I'd left my phone in the Uber that got me there. I suffer from anxiety and depression, and despite getting my phone back in time to board, I can't enjoy my trip because I'm obsessing over this trivial mistake. FML
Today, I was flying home from LAX when I realized I'd left my ID back at the hotel. After making phone calls to the hotel and rental car company, I found it and made it back to the airport in time for my flight. After going through security, I realized I'd left my phone on the hotel counter. FML
Today, I was running late and couldn't find my purse anywhere. My sleep-deprived brain came up with the brilliant idea of trying to phone it. FML
Today, I was at the airport waiting for my flight when I realized I had forgotten my passport at home. I panicked, called my mom in a frenzy, only to realize I was holding my passport in my wallet the entire time. It was so embarrassing, and my mom will probably never let me forget it. FML
Today, I spent about 10 minutes searching frantically for my cell phone, while holding it up to my ear and talking to my friend about my plans tonight. FML
Today, my smartphone fell out of my cargo shorts pocket onto the floor of my friend's car. I didn't even notice until he drove me home, where I noticed that the pocket was empty. FML
Today, I was heading out for my flight to Australia. I'd put a padlock on my luggage to keep my wallet and passport safe, only to realize way too late that I'd left the key at home. I couldn't get at my passport and ended up missing my flight and my whole vacation along with it. FML
Today, I finally got up early enough to get to work on time. I arrived 15 minutes early only to realize that I'd left my work laptop at home. Ended up being 30 minutes late. FML
Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML
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IambecomeRAWR 0
Wait, you didn't check your pocket? :s
Mastyge 0
So you never check your pockets when you can't find something? YDI
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Comments (80)
maddy23a 5
I do that ..... all the time!
cherstewart 0
This doesn't have to be fake, lol. I've looked everywhere for something that was in my hand before. If you knew how brain processes worked, you'd understand why it happens on occasion.
eriinbaby 0
haha your life sucks dude!
soccerstar5730 3
same thing happens to pretty much every day (:
jasonman15 0
:p
wispywee 0
idiot
MrIncredibleSME 3
Thats all your fault. I'm the scatter-brained type, too, and a lack of organization has made me late for important things in the past. Use this situation as motivation to get your shit together. Avoid the unnecessary stress by giving yourself 5 minutes to double check that you have everything you need and you know where it is before leaving.
sartrow 8
idiot
superguydude200 5
You are officially a dumbass.
the_aspect 28
really, YDI