Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh the humanity
Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML
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RedJester23 6
well that was a moosetake
DocBastard 40
That was no moose! That was Rudolph! You killed Christmas!!!
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sweet_candy_ 17
lol you deserved that.
ladiie_layla 1
what a moron comment
MrCalves 1
Wouldn't hitting the moose seriously f*ck up the OP and OP's car? I think the driving record is the least of the worries.
nikki456123 0
yours is a gay comment to so u shouldn't be talking
Uscdrew1 7
Fake. Mythbusters proved a while ago that if you hit a moose fast enough, you're pretty much screwed. If this really happened, the op would either be dead or in the hospital.
fakeaccountX 6
Shouldn't have been boasting, WOMAN.
donrosafan 0
arent she dead if she hit a moose
Dragons_corner 6
depends but if they are alive they should have major injurys. if they don't then they are lying or very lucky in which they should take a shot at the lottery.
truthinlies 1
102 lol aren't
clothesoptional 0
This is why you never say NEVER! Bet OP's a little superstitious now
luvtheknot 6
Today, I was trying to show my son that humans are our friends when some bitch hit me with a car FML
counterfit 10
Not necessarily. A moose is heavy, but they usually roll over the passenger compartment.
Kain713 14
@102 & 127 isn't *
mandapanda27 5
That's irony for you! lol Hope you guys are ok.
auntiemomma 0
eww ur so beat!
Zmeilerr 22
76, I think she's beautiful so please kindly stfu.
ajfraser 3
you don't need to be nice to fat people
irockfendergirl 0
100- You don't need to be a hateful little douchebag. Punk.
Cass3m0 0
Mind on the road, OP, mind on the road. :)
counterfit 10
It was probably at night. The height of moose combined with their skinny legs and dark hair make them hard to see even with high beams on.
RedJester23 6
well that was a moosetake
VertigoSD 0
win
dariuz 0
fail
ilikecatsanddogs 0
win(;
MrCalves 1
Moose
The_grumpy_bear 0
Haha I see what you did thar.
zombiedoll 0
Hah! You're punny. :p Op killed Bullwinkle. D:
AMAZINashleigh 6
A moose..hahahaha
miraggg 1
poor moose :(
bunnixbrutality 5
hell yeah poor moose! it should havegotten up and shit on yohr car
DocBastard 40
That was no moose! That was Rudolph! You killed Christmas!!!
Hannerzzz 0
Ooohhh noooooo!
drepartor 0
ha ha
wikkedwicky 4
oh,no Christmas is dead can we blame u jk jk
paolino_fml 18
That sonofabitch!
usmcwagner 0
karmas a bitch ain't it
HesJustTheBest 0
That's not Karma, it's just irony at its finest.
Darth_Revan 8
its not karma nor irony its just the consequnces when we let women drive
kofinater 3
love how #17 can't even drive yet lol
maskedman 9
Kofinater, now that's ironic.
CitrusGirl 0
17- you are 15. This means you cannot drive without your mommy or daddy in the car with you.
that_guy_ollie 0
unless he lives in new zealand where laws are ****** and peopel **** sheep oh and brown is the new black >.>
newzealand 28
#122 If you think it's OK to **** sheep in New Zealand, don't get excited and book flights here pal. Take your sick fantasy somewhere else.
Cinn_fml 23
I find this funny in a tragicly ironic way. It's called jinxing a situation, everyone knows you don't do it. :P
truthinlies 1
are you a administrator or something because I see you comment on almost every post
Cinn_fml 23
Not a mod. No one in their right mind would trust me with moderator powers... :P Not to mention, I don't comment on them all, just quite a few.
truthinlies 1
but you do have some power yes? lol
Cinn_fml 23
Only the power of logic...which unfortunately isn't a superpower. :P
mandomandomando 3
was the moose ok?!
Zebidee 9
That moose was a plant!! ...we're through the looking-glass here, people...