Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh the humanity
Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML
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RedJester23 6
well that was a moosetake
DocBastard 40
That was no moose! That was Rudolph! You killed Christmas!!!
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seekaseeka 4
is the moose ok?
hypnos_fml 0
moose was eaten later that night
imortal20 0
knock on wood
jakegryan 0
giggity
Lolzords 11
What a foolish moose-take. :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
wolftastic 0
I see what you did there XD
DocBastard 40
I do too - he copied #4.
Person1233 13
FYL for living in an area where Moose have learned an easy way to commit suicide.
TheDrifter 24
It's not so easy. If the op drives a small car the moose is probably alive and very sore right now.
wuukiee 0
OP moosed a monumentmoose opportunity to have posted this under the name "Anonymoose"
naximus93 0
Double win
ieatbebies 0
tripple win
andacondakiwi 11
hahajahahaha
Khfan12 13
You hit a...moose? How does that even happen? o.o
ice_rose88 0
Actually, its very common in places where there are moose. I grew up in Alaska, in the winter I see multiple moose on a daily basis. Moose are very dumb animals...they run towards cars when scared, not away. Also if it was dark out it can be difficult to see moose because they are dark colored. hopefully the OP wasn't going too fast and her and her boyfriend are okay. Unfortunate for the moose, it's likely that the impact from a car going anything over 15-20mph probably broke it's legs...in which case the humane thing to do is put the poor thing out of it's misery. I hope the MA officials are trained on situations like this.
valri3 0
So what? Get over it OP at least you are ok.
iheartglasses 0
That was actually a reindeer. Santa is going to be PISSED. Youre not just getting coal this christmas. Might want to expect a huge dump under your tree or rubbed in your carpet...
ieatbebies 0
lol rubbed on the carpet that would suck
Grand_Cookie 21
well that sucks