Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Oh the humanity
Today, while driving home with my boyfriend, we started discussing how clean our driving records were. I was boasting about how I'd never been in an accident when I hit a moose. FML
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RedJester23 6
well that was a moosetake
DocBastard 40
That was no moose! That was Rudolph! You killed Christmas!!!
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piratevegan 0
If you can't see a moose on the road than you deserve the thousandss of dollars in car repairs this is going to cost you
skyeyez9 25
Moose are like deer cause they will trot right out in front of a car from a driver's blind spot and you won't have time to stop. You are lucky it didnt stomp thru your windshield and kill you.
nerdie 0
how did you hit it? In most cases, the moose doesn't even move an inch and your car (with you in it) is totalled..
whatsupwhatsup78 0
uhm excuse me....but there are no moose in massachusettes.
Zebidee 9
There's also only one 'e' in it too...
kissmygeass 2
no! the moose!
binkybaby 3
Hmmm. I quite honestly had NO idea that there were moose in Massachusetts.
annabethjackson 0
Atleast they are not dead or they wouldn't have been able to post this
hottiewitdamesse 8
suckkaaaaaa! dont do that! u jinxed it!
Jesusespimp 0
I hit a moose 2 weeks ago! I ended up with 1 3" hole in my forehead down to the bone and another 1" hole on the top of my head. I ******* hate moose
aj521 4
YOUR A MOOSE MURDERER