Today, in a training class, I got to see a picture of what can happen when a man does not wear a safety harness correctly. For those of you who are unaware, male body parts are easily severed by loose straps. I cannot un-see that picture. It wasn't even a harness safety class. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my foreman complained that I was slowing down productivity and costing the company money, all because I was wearing a harness to protect me from falling over the edge of a three story building. FML
Today, I found out how it feels to get your nut-sack caught in a belt buckle. FML
Today, my boss watched me get my waistband hooked on a safety hazard in the warehouse. She included it in the safety report. FML
Today, I was thrown from a horse. Thankfully, there was a trainer there to break my fall and prevent serious injury. Instead of being concerned for my safety or even grateful, my boyfriend flew into a rage that the trainer’s hands had brushed my breasts while saving me. FML
Today, while entering in my college building, I noticed that my right shoelace was untied and I tied it. I didn't realize that just in front of me was a metal beam until I hit my head hard on it and a loud, reverberating sound was produced. Many people saw what happened. FML
Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML
Today, while running an event, my belt loop got caught in those metal whorls that outdoor chairs have. I couldn't get it undone and had to greet guests by standing up and bringing the chair with me, hanging from my ass. My coworker finally had to cut the belt loop to set me free. FML
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
Today, I nearly lost a hand at work, because a supervisor decided to remove a 'useless' safety guard on a machine despite my warnings. He doesn't understand why I'm so upset with him. FML
Today, I was helping some neighbors corral and tag their cattle. Deciding to take a break, I turned my back to all 3 men and jumped down from an old, rusty gate. Luckily, the sharp piece of metal sticking out of it barely missed my skin. Instead it tore off the ass of both my pants and undies. FML
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IchimaruGin 5
Well, now you know to always wear your safety harness correctly.
br0ccoli 15
His penis must have hit the emergency ejection button before impact. "mayday, mayday, we are going down..."
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Comments (94)
TheEpicMilkMan 13
**** that guys life he lost his junk to a loose safety harness D':
emeraldisle 30
I hope you learned something though.
ICastillo 25
Ya I agree hope you learned something, because you don't want to get a free castration now do you?
xattitudegurlx 13
Well thats frightening.
SetoAyumi 7
Good lord, sorry you had to see that OP. I googled some pictures and now all I can think of is final destination. *shudders*
kroekdog 7
While you're at it, Google BME Pain Olympics
rammy125 4
That takes a lot of balls.. At least it did anyway...
trolodon 2
Wat
PistolWhiper93 0
Poor guy, well as long as he has a brother, sister, or child then his lineage can still live on. And if he doesn't well that sucks for him. Sorry u had to see something so messed up OP.
pbonham 22
I'm not even a guy and I'm cringing at what could happen D:
PistolWhiper93 0
Well sence I'm a guy, to me it seemed so bad I almost thought it was happening to my when I thought of it. I am never going on another rock climb or bungy jump ever again.
PistolWhiper93 0
Stop down voting this person people! She is just showing pity for the guy.
PistolWhiper93 0
Ok whoever down voted my earlier comment is going to get a boot straight up their A**!
dunker_fml 4
Me, too, not the best thing to read at the start of the day.
laden_swallow09 35
No, "Whipper", we're all thumbing /you/ down. Instead of completely avoiding harnesses, all you need to do is be smart about it and wear them properly. Then you won't be in such sad shape as the poor soul in the picture. Don't form a complex; do it right to begin with.
fortunelady 17
By 'this person,' do you mean yourself? As the previous post which got voted down considerably was also yours.
Ugi 27
Tempting though it is to see if google images can help clarify this FML, I think I can resist the temptation! FYL
Ugi 27
BTW - where's that trauma surgeon when you need him? Hope you don't get too many of these DocB'.