KidKillah
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Napa, United States
Oh Lawd, he coming
Today, a small kid looked at me, screamed in terror, and hid behind his dad. I was just walking down the same aisle in the store. This is far from the first time it's happened. FML
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Justy101 23
Look at the bright side: at least you don't have to bother with costumes for Halloween.
TomPusslicker 21
The best thing to do is look at the kid, lick your lips and rub your stomach. Of course you should make sure dad doesnt see it, makes for an awkward confrontation usually.
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Comments (110)
supportcommand 17
What the hell do you look like? Something #12 I'm guessing.
misvenus000 4
Kids are always goofing off. It's in their nature :) so don't take it personal.
MathewBlack 14
Has anybody else noticed OP's name?
DollyDope 17
Nope
Justy101 23
Yes
v4l_v4l 1
xO that explains a lot
l_bmagic 4
I'll hit it
sammiskorpio 8
Doyou happen to have no face and tentacles? xD
laden_swallow09 35
Don't have a face or tentacles? Why not Zoidberg?
EnterSandman_fml 20
I was thinking more like Slenderman...
ohSNAPyall 27
This might get some downvotes, but people who have no tentacles freak me out.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
That's what happens when you don't have a face, Mr. Slenderman. I bet you don't have a FACEbook. Haha, you're gonna kill me, aren't you?
AgentSmith79 9
I like how you act so surprised. If it happens regularly, chances are, there is something about your appearance that is frightening. You see yourself every day, so I'm sure you've noticed whatever it is, or had it pointed out to you. Where's the mystery?
tjahnberry 0
Well Wth do u look like
Xxloveless12xX 6
People keep saying OP is either fat or ugly. OP could actually pretty and just have piercings or brightly dyed hair. My friends and I have piercings and we've had kids run away from us lol.
thewife5 19
Or a large birthmark or burn mark on their face
mrsmirk 8
Just imagining people with piercings and brightly colored hair makes me wanna hide behind my daddy... imagine how kids feel when they see that stuff, I don't think they've got the wisdom to look past the modifications and see the beauty hidden by self-mutilation
skippymagee 5
Aww I'm sorry op. Here, have an online hug.