KidKillah
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Napa, United States
Oh Lawd, he coming
Today, a small kid looked at me, screamed in terror, and hid behind his dad. I was just walking down the same aisle in the store. This is far from the first time it's happened. FML
Top comments
Justy101 23
Look at the bright side: at least you don't have to bother with costumes for Halloween.
TomPusslicker 21
The best thing to do is look at the kid, lick your lips and rub your stomach. Of course you should make sure dad doesnt see it, makes for an awkward confrontation usually.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (110)
Justy101 23
Look at the bright side: at least you don't have to bother with costumes for Halloween.
trippythehippy 6
Good point!
stvn2 8
Time to start shopping online
dressedskeleton 10
But on the other hand, the other 364 days will still be so awkward..yikes. Poor OP!
wytang 3
Look on the bright side you don't have a 74 yr old great aunt swimming in her pool naked.
SCUBA_Diiver 3
Look on the bright side, no annoyying kids asking for stuff will bother you now!
IdaE 17
Great reference 32, but her aunt was 76...
graffitied_love 20
I wonder if OP looks like a villain off of a kid cartoon or tv show that might explain why this happens so often
Futacy 30
For everyone who voted "YDI", why? Do you think OP deserved it for looking like shrek?
nado13579 12
59- On FML, no matter how much OP may not deserve it, there will always be trolls who click YDI.
ninjadinos 14
Maybe just a costume the other 364 days a year..
Teyros 24
Speaking of costumes.. Why does everyone use their picture as a my little pony?...
MitChell127 5
84- They're called bronies, which are adult males that like My Little Pony.
mrsmirk 8
yeah take that ur was ouf bah too numbas
nado13579 12
Not always just adult males. Brony is a unisex term for anyone outside of the original targeted age group who like MLP. I'm a female brony.
FML12197 0
LOL! Stand up for the brony!
MadisonDerp 16
#50 Maybe he looks like Mojo Jojo :D
Xkillz302 10
lol savage!!
imp4ct 15
Kids can be so mean sometimes. I'm sry OP!
msCherry973 2
What is OP
ShyAnn29 15
Original poster
Hiimhaileypotter 53
23 is kidding. The actual meaning is "orangutan penis."
hopsinlove17 26
Origami penisO.o
SCUBA_Diiver 3
Just give it up...
mrsquiggles6900 5
Why would he wanna give it up to the orangatang penis? He's saving himself for marriage!
pokefan813 16
Pardon my French but this is getting really ******* old. If you want to know what op is, look it up on google so people won't try their damnedest to get thumbs up by saying shit like "octagonal penis".
gc327072 31
Perhaps he looked like his name?
Rodders_SOTC 1
He's a kid. They can be so cruel without realising. Kick him in the face when his dad turns his back.
Justy101 23
It wouldn't surprise me if he did kick him with the name "KidKillah"
siberianhamster 17
Fat or ugly?
rarrar321 3
Ladies and gentlemen, we have a douche in our midst.
Hiimhaileypotter 53
A douche is a common, often-seen creature. It resembles a large asshole and preys on those it deems weaker than itself.
walmartpaysme 15
Actually, you are both, #4.
imavelociraptor 6
A douche can be found in its native habitat: a Lil' Wayne concert. They use a type of mating call in which the males shout SWAG and the females respond YOLO!
M3LAKNEE 3
It's not fat, it's fluffy. And if he was fluffy the kid would of been like "daddy I wanna ride that one!"
Zlunder 19
That's edgy Lmao
onlychildFTW 34
Kids are the most truthful people. They don't know how to lie or not show what they are feeling. It sucks OP but I doubt the kid did it to be cruel.
astralvagan 20
Kids are cruel. They usually DO know what they are doing.
laden_swallow09 35
Uh, I can vouch that children certainly can and do lie. Social and moral standards haven't made a strong foothold, yet.
mykalt18 2
I think you are talking about infants.
bRower 3
Kids lie all the time. Getting away with it isn't usually something they learn until later.
PunkySpunky78 15
Ubm I had the same thing to me happen and I'm not bad person
TomPusslicker 21
The best thing to do is look at the kid, lick your lips and rub your stomach. Of course you should make sure dad doesnt see it, makes for an awkward confrontation usually.
mrwipes 0
Or getting your lights punched out
btstig 11
Time to start taking your scary looking ass to the store at night!
chickenflem 8
Then op might scare the cashier lol
ChrisTheCalm 9
OP has become a night crawler..
the_true_batman 10
Don't let the world get you down. Keep on killing kids, until the only ones left are either blind, or unafraid of terrifying people like yourself.
DollyDope 17
I can't imagine how someone could have such an affect. We're gonna need pics, please :)
Trisha_aus 15
Well your picture might have the same effect..
hopsinlove17 26
Pics, or it didn't happen.
jburd45 1
WTF do you look like lol
brinney_monster 4
Well look at his user name..