KidKillah
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Napa, United States
Oh Lawd, he coming
Today, a small kid looked at me, screamed in terror, and hid behind his dad. I was just walking down the same aisle in the store. This is far from the first time it's happened. FML
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Justy101 23
Look at the bright side: at least you don't have to bother with costumes for Halloween.
TomPusslicker 21
The best thing to do is look at the kid, lick your lips and rub your stomach. Of course you should make sure dad doesnt see it, makes for an awkward confrontation usually.
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rightspark 7
You must look scary to children. Ask a friend who has a kid about you scaring off children.
haruhiotakufan16 7
Dude kids don't lie it sucks but when your mother said you were attractive.. She lied.