Today, I decided to try and seduce my boyfriend of two years. He was on his laptop, and while he was on it I took off my shirt and bra, and gave him a hug from behind. What I didn't know was that he was video chatting his father the whole time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, I came home and saw my girlfriend on the computer. I decided to sex things up and sneak up on her naked from behind. Apparently, she was video-chatting with her friends at the time. They saw everything. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, it was my boyfriend's birthday and I saw he was logged in on ooVoo. He sent me a request to video chat so I decided to take off all of my clothes to surprise him. Little did I know, his entire family was at his house and at the computer because he, "wanted to show them what a great girlfriend I am." FML
Today, I wanted to try seducing my boyfriend by having nothing but a t-shirt on for when he'd get back from work. He came home, saw me, apologized bashfully for failing to knock first, and went back outside. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my long term boyfriend into doing the deed for about an hour. He didn't even put his phone down. FML
Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML
Today, I tried to get my boyfriend's attention by taking my bra off and tossing it at him. He only put it on as a hat and kept playing his video games. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend in his bedroom. It was getting pretty intense, so he got up to close the door. While he was facing the other way, I took off my bra and sling-shot it so that it would hit him. Right when I let go of it, his mom walked in and it hit her in the face. FML
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thrice324 0
At first I read that as "two year old boyfriend"
Silkie 0
Just smile and wave boys! C:
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Comments (157)
dacho 7
2 year boyfriend? effin pedo.
tpike1296 11
as In boyfriend of 2 years...
deafeningsilence 8
fail.
gummibloo 0
That's gonna b akward next time you see them.
Richisme 0
Dads like boobs too!
chantelfurtado 0
his dad must be proud XD
xXxbiancaxXx 0
fyl
HaxivX 0
Your a dumb bitch
water2210 0
he's two years old :D
GavinRoskamp 0
I smell a three-way comin on!!!
BitchBalls 0
dont u mean cumming?
nerdsgetmehot 23
So, did you successfully seduce his father?
CheeseHater 23
More like MLIA (MyLifeIsAwesome), he got to see boobies, didn't he?
CheeseHater 23
Hi, I'm jones.
cheergirly16 0
how can you hate cheesee:(
CheeseHater 23
That depends, I think it looks like mushrooms with holes, smells like dough and tastes like ink to me.