Today, as I came out of changing rooms in a clothes shop, I gave back all the stuff I'd tried on to a saleswoman. I then walked off, made it a couple of yards, changed my mind, and decided to purchase one of the items I'd tried. When I got back, the saleswoman was spraying the changing room I'd used with deodorant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML
Today, the fitting room of the store I worked in smelled really bad. The customers started to complain and since I was on fitting room duty I went to go investigate. A middle aged woman pooped on the floor and then put the chair on top to cover it. FML
Today, I had to walk through the women's perfume section to get to my normal aftershave. A woman was trying out a perfume, which she squirted on herself and me. You can imagine the afternoon I had to endure after I got home to my wife and she could smell "some slut's scent" all over me. FML
Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML
Today, whilst in a dressing room trying on some new clothes, I experienced the sheer terror of having someone fling a pair of dirty panties over the stall wall only to make off with some stolen ones, whilst you're still standing there in shock staring at another woman's dirty underwear. FML
Today, at work, a woman decided to use the changing room as a public toilet, to wipe the urine with the clothes she tried on, then leave the mess along with her soiled underwear and a used maxi pad for me to clean up. FML
Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML
Today, I was at a restaurant waiting for a table. Some lady walked by, smelling like BO and patchouli oil. I attempted to cover my nose with my sweatshirt, but I thumped a small girl in the process. FML
Today, I was trying on jeans in a store. Thinking the changing room door was locked, I stripped down to my underwear. Suddenly, an elderly woman opened the door, stepped in, and said, “Oh, I thought this was the toilet.” We locked eyes for an eternity before she backed out. I felt obligated to buy the jeans to regain some control of my life. FML
Today, while in class, I noticed that someone had really bad B.O. I was seated next to an extremely ill-mannered girl, so I figured it was her, and thought to myself that if it happened again, I'd tell her off. Once I got home and took off my jacket, I realized it was me. I forgot to put on deodorant. FML
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potentpotable 0
YDI!!! I know what it's like, having worked in retail. Sometimes deodorant isn't even good enough, you need to use the carpet odour-absorbing powder then vacuum it. Damn it people, quit being dirty and learn to shower AND change/wash your clothes so they don't smell like sweat and BO.
Timmytwofinger 0
maybe you should take a shower?
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Comments (30)
kykeon22 0
Maybe they spray deodorant routinely, and you just bumped into the wrong moment :D
broderickcj 4
they have to don't feel down on yourself
ferrettamer 6
who isn't who's friend?
ecascio2010 9
they may have to do thAt after every customer, not just you. busy season and all...
jcdiva7 0
Guess your BO is strong and smelly. Use some safeguard
Ketchup_Castle 30
This is not that surprising. I heard French girls are supposed to smell terrible.
Raylosophy 10
You stink
ADIT_MAN 4
If you take a shower you shouldn't encounter that problem
LadyGore 12
I work in retail and we do it a lot throughout the day, not just because people smell. Fyi
desertrose415 8
I say YDI just because it probably wasn't you.. Imagine how bad that room would smell if they didn't spray it occasionally. It's just cleanliness, not an insult to you.