Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I wished my best friend a happy birthday with a long, heartfelt post on social media. Turns out her birthday is next week, she'd just set a trap by changing the date on her profile. I was so confident that I even added, “Finally remembered this year!” FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
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Top comments
luckyducky123 0
I don't see why she was such a bitch about it. I mean, if she's so popular, your comment won't even show up on her wall in a couple of hours. Besides, it's just "Happy Birthday", it's not like you declared your love for her or something.
turdburgers 0
Leave one more that says "bitch".
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Comments (143)
dudeitsdanny 10
Well, he deserved it for trying to kiss ass. Especially, because he thought a facebook wall post saying "happy birthday" was sweet. She's a bitch for deleting it, but he asked for it.
Christina21 2
She might as well delete u from her page altogether...or u should.
jikanganai 0
That is so rude and immature of her. Only certain people are allowed to wish her happy birthday? Forget about her... sounds like she's got a lot of growing up to do.
ImaginaryFoe 1
I agree with dude...er, danny...this guy^ What's so sweet about a generic post everyone on her friends list will be sending? I'm a little surprised she didn't delete you altogether. Find friends/crushes who aren't ashamed to be linked with you.
krazykitty789 0
that's how popular people r they think they're sooooo cool so they don't like talking to others who r not they're friend happens to me ALL the time
babyboyasia 3
lol ^ win
sydneyanne 0
yeah u were pretty much askin for it
wantsomejewinu 0
Okay.. you guys can shut the eff up about facebook and deleting posts and not hearing from people now.
chikiitaaa 0
sometimes facebook is wack! with all those stupid changes they make everytime..I post things n they disapear n it's NOT cuz they got deleted by the person I was writing to, so maybe it wasn't even her. I hope not lol.
vega_82 0
honestly...who cares...