Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a message on Facebook to a girl I really like. She replied, "..." It took me three hours to realize she'd actually written it. I thought it was just Facebook telling me she was typing. FML
Today, I wrote a long wall post on my teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deleted it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including what was written on the post? FML
Today, I was trying to find my first message on Facebook. As I was reaching the bottom, I saw a message from my old crush. It contained a paragraph confessing her love for me and asking me to write back. Don't know how I missed that one. FML
Today, I wished my best friend a happy birthday with a long, heartfelt post on social media. Turns out her birthday is next week, she'd just set a trap by changing the date on her profile. I was so confident that I even added, “Finally remembered this year!” FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, I asked out my best friend via facebook graffiti. He then accidentally wrote his rejection as his status instead of on my wall. More people liked his status than the number of friends I have on facebook. FML
Today, I was on Facebook when I saw a picture a popular girl I don't talk to had posted of her fake ID. She had used my full name and identical signature. FML
Today, I found out why my parents forgot my birthday. Facebook didn't remind them. FML
Today, I added the wrong reaction to a Facebook post, using the laughing smiley instead of the hug, and only noticed two hours later, when my friend wouldn't talk to me because she thought I like found the fact that her dog died funny. FML
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
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Top comments
luckyducky123 0
I don't see why she was such a bitch about it. I mean, if she's so popular, your comment won't even show up on her wall in a couple of hours. Besides, it's just "Happy Birthday", it's not like you declared your love for her or something.
turdburgers 0
Leave one more that says "bitch".
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Comments (143)
tereshay 0
i'm sorry but that is just too funny!
DemonChicken 0
what an optimist lol
Rosalie_Haostn 0
hahaha dannng hilarious.
leighblacknan 0
Erm... if she didn't want anything to do with you why did she ad you as a friend?
StingRay1971 1
write her again and call her a bitch and her **** r small n she looks fat.
silent_shark 10
that would make it worse and if shes popular she can just make everyone hate him even more.
turdburgers 0
Leave one more that says "bitch".
HIJKay 0
This.
Alex373 0
win
MissAries 0
Okay then...everyone doesn't have to like you so get over it and talk to other people.
xSCALEYMANFISHx 0
#24 ftw
brii1255 0
popular bitches r like dat . in my school im one of the weird mis-matched sock wearin weirdos who screams and likes to have fun wherever whenever . but everyone else in my school just thinks i think im da big shit . obviously i know i aint xD . lol hapoy vday everyone !! ps. i do have frends lol !! just in case yhu guys thoughy i was a lonely loser
anorexicbarbie 8
...the ****?
boopityboppity 11
Wow, thanks for the headache. I lasted until halfway through the second sentence before I gave up on that comment.
darkmis1 18
You ARE a lonely loser. You're only 12 years old-grow up and start acting your age. You're probably the kid who acts like a total idiot to try to show off and get attention and thinks they're the shit, when in reality, all they are is annoying little twerps who nobody wants to be friends with.
srammer99 0
lol that's me also but I get all the chicks 2
waterynuggets 0
LOL the comments in reply to #27 are awesome.
WordsOfHope 0
bitchy - adj.: that girl
Ajjas013 6
Don't jump to conclusions, maybe OP is a stalker. Or a rapist; check if he has cold hands O_O
babybubz 0
thedivinecomeD 0
how is this an FML? so what, someone doesn't like you, BOOHOO. save FML for people who accidently kill thier pets or bite off thier tongues...