Today, while having dinner, my boyfriend decided to tell everyone about our sex life. It wouldn't have been too bad except my father was sitting right next to me. My boyfriend's excuse was that he wanted to make my dad laugh. He didn't laugh. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend came over to have dinner with my parents. They got quite drunk, and my mom shouted at him, "Have you had sex with my daughter?" As he was shaking his head, my dad said, "I have" in a really creepy voice, thinking it would be funny. It wasn't. FML
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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s family for the first time. Unfortunately for me, his dad walked in to ask what we wanted for dinner while we were having sex. Even worse was that my boyfriend kept going while his dad was there, and his dad later said he was glad I was “the woman”. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to a family dinner. It went well, until my dad got drunk and started telling everyone about how "midgets" are assholes and are ruining America. FML
Today, I had dinner at my girlfriend's house with her parents. Everything was going great, until after dinner when her dad pulled me aside and told me he'd heard us having sex. I was out of town all weekend for a baseball tournament. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed me a video on his phone that he'd recorded of us having sex. Furious, I asked him if he'd ever shown it to anyone. His response was, "No, not really, I mean… My roommate walked in on me watching it. Oh, and my dad wanted to know how our relationship was going, I was drunk…" FML
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queens_fml 5
ur boy friend is a jerk ..
SpaceMannn 0
why did he think he would laugh? WTF haha.. he was probably like "hey (insert op's dad's name here) did you know ur daughter is a screamer?. =|
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Comments (71)
Jimboom 12
Should have made his get his **** out... that would have given everyone a good laugh.
Xathanos 16
nah that'd go wrong and it takes a guy with balls of steel to do that or be really drunk..
Xathanos 16
hmm, BF with bad hummor + dad with little hummor = Fail..
NightSkyx 0
humor*
smokergirl420 0
^^haha nice pic!!
ashorina 0
haha, damnn that sucks
jessemejia19 0
niggas this days be actin stupid like WTF..... u talk about sex with ur friends only, not infront of her n her dad.....ASSHOLE!!
reallymily 0
hahah I am... but fyl.. mean bf :(
UpYoursInAdvance 0
YDI Nd I hope he wore that ass out!
SenoraC 0
I want to know what happened afterward.
cole86 0
haha I am though
destineydeon 0
42: you're ******* stupid and gross. 43: you're picture is great (: and fyl, op. my dad wouldn't have laughed either. not only would it have not been funny but it's not a very respectful thing to talk about with your gf's family.
ScoobaSteveDrown 0
those are some nice little ****.
proski 0
yeah a big jerk