Today, I'm severely hungover. Upon returning home, I came to find that both of the elevators were out of order. I live on the 12th floor. FML
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Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
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SPKasabian 3
"YDI for drinking" ?! Are you serious ?!?!
brianjman14 23
good workout, tho
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brianjman14 23
good workout, tho
justin50_fml 0
fail that suk balls
Ms_Jessie22 8
Walk of shame?
mona_is_here 10
you burnt calories from alcohol, congrats!
NeonBlue 0
YDI for Drinking
lmfao1643 3
Haha loser
KiddNYC1O 22
had to be a new yorker lol
seanreddog 4
Ydi for living in new york. we don't have twelve story tall buildings where I live. Dafp!
BrilliantBeauty 0
lol what's wrong with living in New York?! I love the tall buildings :P lol
KiddNYC1O 22
is Sean aware that nyc is the nation's capital? lol
KiddNYC1O 22
I meant to add a lil "=p" in my previous comment to make it seem less...challenging?lol
BrilliantBeauty 0
kiddnyc was that =p comment towards me???
lonerftl 3
Wow complaining because you have climb up to the twelfth floor while being hangover? pathetic really
seanreddog 4
I thought Washington dc was?
KiddNYC1O 22
my bad Sean. I meant the world's capital. oops. Dee dee Dee lol
seanreddog 4
I wasn't tryna say anything bad about it just that if ya don't like the walking don't live there.
KiddNYC1O 22
Sean: true. or congested intersections loll
seanreddog 4
Yep we don't have to deal with that where we live but were also miles away from pretty much everything.
KiddNYC1O 22
is all wheels for you Sean. or a hover craft lo
guitarchick7591 2
Sounds like a normal life problem to me hah.
seanreddog 4
I prolly walk up and down our stairs at least ten times daily though but that's spread out I don't really see how it's an fml though unless you have a broken leg or something.
CultureChic 14
Well boo hoo. Just suck it up and walk! it's no big deal. YSI for drinking more alcohol than you can handle
Ms_Jessie22 8
Desperate much? ^
llScarlFacell 0
NineOneOne : Dude, you're weird : |
adriana012 0
12th floor... thats not too bad! Suck it up.
120796gators 0
ms Jessie u shud change ur name to ms Becky(if u don't no who that is then listen to Becky by Plies)
illmatic2 16
72- somebody already said that. I'm sure you already knew that though
illmatic2 16
oh and plies sucks. DAFP! FAFP!!!!!!!!
120796gators 0
web did someone already say that
SpyderMonkee 0
NineOneOne.... There are plenty of **** sites to flirt on. Flirting on FML is just stupid.. Anyway OP, maybe don't get drunk?
120796gators 0
wen did someone already post my comment illmatic
Ms_Jessie22 8
Gators- Yeah you already told me that on another fml. Do me a teensy favor? STFU. Thanks :)
120796gators 0
hmm I didn't say that I think one of my friends said it though cuz he just posted that one he does that to people
CreepyGuy666 2
Come on! Walking the steps is way funnier drunk than sober ;) This is no FML
Ms_Jessie22 8
Whatever, you and your friends can go grow up. I don't need to be harrassed by idiots.
120796gators 0
no he just posts stupid stuff y do u care so much
justin50_fml 0
true i agree with Adriana and i like u r pic too
120796gators 0
who's Adriana
TokioxxHotel 0
lmao at 25. beautiful eyes, btw. :)
Ms_Jessie22 8
85- Because it's rude!
120796gators 0
well if u care so much then I will tell him to stop but he just left my house
120796gators 0
nineoneone u r so right. wat do u get from sucking up to a girl on fml u will never c them in ur life
120796gators 0
aww I'm sorry yeah she's pissed at me cuz my friend posted something funny
Ms_Jessie22 8
911- Do you really expect me to keep track of all the creeps who hit on me? Gators- Stop talking about me like I'm not here.
hoopstar15 0
yea gators I'm gonna just take a guess and say u were tryin to hit on Jessie and when she didn't respond like u were hoping u tried to blame it on a "friend"...sooo moral of the story is to just not do it
Ms_Jessie22 8
102- Yes.
shellytaliaaxxx 0
hahaha YDI :p
seanreddog 4
Haha 101 that's a good one
hales12 0
hey Jessie- you should know your gonna get harassed on these. you shouldn't care so much about it. geeez. :p
Ms_Jessie22 8
Well hales thanks for the advice but if someone repeatedly tells me I should change my name to reference a song about ******** then yeah I'm going say something. :p Geez.
Miss_Represented 0
Twelve flights of stairs walk of shame! Lmao! FYL
hales12 0
ohh Jessie I was unaware it was about ********. haha sorry.
sc95060sc 0
Jessie get over it.
Ms_Jessie22 8
Hales- No problem :)
Ms_Jessie22 8
122- Shut up and mind your own business. I am over it.
sc95060sc 0
haha Jessie obviously not
Mordecai89 0
dude your drunk who cares walk up to the 2nd floor and pass out on the floor
120796gators 0
umm no y wud I blame it on a friend geeze u people just agree with one another to seem cool get over it he thought it wud b funny
XxDevilxXGt 26
lol you guys just dont leave jessie alone :P your cute BTW jessie :) but hmm harassing people on fml, like go get another hobby xD
Hated_By_FML 0
gators & 911 i wouldn't mess with ms jessie, it sounds like she's on her period
ericownz101 0
jess chill out silly goose. this is fml, its very pointless to argue with the creepers or assholes. and u just end up making an ass out of yourself for stooping to their level.
ComMed1 0
Jessie is an ugly bitch anyways I mean really what type of chick takes a pic like that anyway? A fugly one
cusof 0
you are complaining about walking stairs? Wow really, FYL for walkin stairs. And maybe it will get you rid of your fat belly ..
imma_be_fml 0
nigga
sublime93 0
I live on the 12th floor in NY too :o
rockyraccoon28 8
totally deserved that.
mcm12070 0
who put a pole up your ass
angry_anonymous 5
^ I said something along those lines and my account was suspended, doesn't seem fair. Anyways, I just wanna say, if your making a big deal out of needing to go up 12 flights of stairs why are you posting it on FML @ the same time? wouldn't that Mae it worse?
angry_anonymous 5
make your head worse*
angelk12 6
haha
m0tl3ycru3 0
Better get climbing
niub777 0
that sucks so much i remember when that happened to me on my old apartments
katy_de_weirdo 3
goodluck with that xD
Tikwichka 5
I'm sure the exercise will be beneficial, and also prolong your walk if shame.
lolinger 0
ydi for being hungover noob!
jollyjam1 2
Well, maybe you ought to take better care of yourself and not abuse a drug like alcohol.
imlagginglol 0
Walk off the hangover isn't too bad
SPKasabian 3
"YDI for drinking" ?! Are you serious ?!?!
SpyderMonkee 0
Alcohol was not made to get people drunk, it was made to be enjoyed for special occasions.
CreepyGuy666 2
Maybe that was a special occasion...
letmeinplease 0
Actually it really was probably made to get people drunk, and drunk in moderation only because of it's healthier properties. Don't let the ads fool you, 'to be enjoyed in moderation' is very much a modern sentiment. You can see it in animals today- monkeys go crazy over fermented fruit, and not just on their birthdays!
SPKasabian 3
You can be drunk and not beeing dangerous for society. The author had probably a party, and she couldn't imagine that her elevator was going to be broken. But she doesn't really deserve it what happens. Otherwise, it's not really a big problem, so...