Health, Alcohol and Drunk: Not in the mood

Not in the mood

By prettybich - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I'm severely hungover. Upon returning home, I came to find that both of the elevators were out of order. I live on the 12th floor. FML

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SPKasabian 3

Saturday 15 May 2010 23:41

"YDI for drinking" ?! Are you serious ?!?!

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yeahreally 6

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:30

ugh that completely sucks! Lol just make sure you dont pass out

lickmyjock 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:37

op crying like a bitch need to get him a box of tissues and midol

hottieluver 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:38

haha

tnfan5594 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:40

Stop whining and this is not an FML

deadsrs 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:40

holy shit jock when did you put a picture of yourself up??? it's almost as strange as not seeing ajjas anime display is.

tasha_caliente 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:43

12 floors

lickmyjock 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:43

like what you see do you? I know. get in line! 

tasha_caliente 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:45

wow

teamsleep22 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:52

holy shit

TrillionHearts 0

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:45

have somone carry you:)

fishboy123 7

Sunday 16 May 2010 0:46

hope u fall. #11 ur a noob for saying noon

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