Today, I'm severely hungover. Upon returning home, I came to find that both of the elevators were out of order. I live on the 12th floor. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the elevator broke in my dorm and won't be fixed for several days. I live on the 26th floor. FML
Today, the elevator in my apartment building broke down. I live on the 30th floor and am still climbing the stairs. FML
Today, my building's elevators were temporarily out of service. I climbed up 17 flights of stairs only to realize I left my keys downstairs. After the painful climb back up, the elevator lights came on. FML
Today, I walked up sixteen flights of stairs to my room to avoid the lift lines. When I was almost at the top, the fire alarm sounded. FML
Today, despite being claustrophobic and avoiding lifts at all costs, I had to use the lift at work to carry boxes of paper to the 3rd floor. It broke down. FML
Today, after climbing eight flight of stairs due to electricity outage, I got to work only to find the office locked. FML
Today, I'm at work on a construction site for a high rise building, on the 12th floor today. I've developed a severe case of the runs, causing me to need to rush to the nearest toilet periodically. Luckily for me it's conveniently located on the ground floor. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
Today, I finally sought help for my crippling fear of elevators. When I arrived at my new therapist's office, I found the door to the stairs locked. To get to my appointment on the third floor of the building, I have to take the elevator. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
SPKasabian 3
"YDI for drinking" ?! Are you serious ?!?!
brianjman14 23
good workout, tho
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (165)
netbeui435 3
suck it up.
Rickyretardo 0
take a shit in a bag and throw it out the window on someones head!
prettybich 0
You guys are mean! Like you've never had a hangover before. Lol. And btw, negative on the walk of shame tyvm.
TALLY388 0
it's called **** My Life. you can't complain about something that's your fault and then be suprised when people tell you you're an idiot.
prettybich 0
Riiiight buddy, because it was MY fault the elevators in the budings were out, right?
The_Disturbed 5
No, it's your fault you were hungover. You see, I personally click "YDI" whenever I see the words "hungover", "heavy drinking" or "I got drunk" or the likenesses thereof, because anything that happens whilst inebriated is the fault of the person in question, as they should excercise caution and restraint when drinking. So yea...you deserve it.
FweakofCydonia 40
I used to live on the 12th floor of a condo when I was younger, so I can see why it's a big deal. :)
gatorbait12345 0
try workin out fattass
Jakojan 4
166... what the hell are you talking about? how is the OP a fat ass? do you even KNOW what a hangover is or are you just an 8 year old little boy sitting at home?
Britney_Spears 1
166, a hangover is what you get the morning after you drink a lot. It has nothing to do with weight. Maybe you should wait until you turn 10 to post responses to FMLs...
sincerely331 0
Ydi for living in a tenement :)
WickedClownMCL 1
I would sleep in the lobby i would not walk that. I would either sleep in the lobby or make the bellboy carry me.
mojo5678 5
Time to crawl
FweakofCydonia 40
"Today, I had to walk up 12 flights of stairs. I am hungover. FML"
tcg14e 6
typical american. complain about having to walk after you drank yourself to a hangover. 1st world problems. get over it