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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Birmingham, United Kingdom

Not guilty

Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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ligerzero459 24

It's not yours, and hopefully there won't be anymore from you ever again.

RobinGoodfellow 47

Well he's not wrong.... Sorry, OP. Sit him down for a highly uncomfortable chat when he's sober. Don't hold back.

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Rababco 29

I don't think that makes it any better. Apparently, the husband thinks it better to be kissing another woman than crossdressing/wearing make-up.

Sonotsuave 37

I would have a talk to him about what happened but prepare yourself for the worst and to leave if it was a cheating situation, which it seems to be. However maybe there’s some bizarre explanation like someone did that to him and he was too drunk to do anything about it…idk. Any way you slice it it looks bad but I’d at least hear what happened when he’s sober and then kick his ass to the curb.