Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Not guilty
Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML
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ligerzero459 24
It's not yours, and hopefully there won't be anymore from you ever again.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Well he's not wrong.... Sorry, OP. Sit him down for a highly uncomfortable chat when he's sober. Don't hold back.
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emilyg2014 14
Where has the class in this world gone...
SystemofaBlink41 27
I don't think the world ever had much class to begin with...
thes7274473 19
Find him some sort of alcohol chaperone like a nonalcoholic friend of his for whenever he goes anywhere like a bar.
taylolol 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I really don't think they need a divorce just because he was drunk and made out with another woman, it's not like he was sober and knew what he was doing.
memily63 12
Being drunk isn't an excuse. Cheating is cheating no matter the circumstance.
smallpoxs 1
what if a woman took advantage of him while he was drunk, is being drunk still no excuse? Would that still count for a woman being drunk and a guy taking advantage of her?
Risea 25
Damn kick his ass to the curb, you deserve better OP. He's not a man anyways real men don't cheat, but a "teenager/boy" does.
j_cat187 20
At least it wasn't a ring of lipstick around his dick?
Jack_Me_Off_Jerk 5
Ask the right question. Get the right awsner.
allyiscute1 22
This made me so sad I'm sorry op:/
ForeverJasmine 26
At least you know he doesn't wear lipstick!