Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Not guilty
Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML
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ligerzero459 24
It's not yours, and hopefully there won't be anymore from you ever again.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Well he's not wrong.... Sorry, OP. Sit him down for a highly uncomfortable chat when he's sober. Don't hold back.
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CaliCassanova 14
Not fair... Don't you out up with that for one second sweet heart!
thenewgirl29 20
Huh?
shmoooopie 29
"Not fair....dont you put up with that for one second sweet heart"
R2Y2 22
Your husband is a failure
lyricalservant 21
That's entirely up to OP now isn't it?
sexymomo1234 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I just love the fact that everyone assumed the OP's husband is cheating on her! Even the post is intended for that purpose. And maybe he is but until you have seen the action with your own eyes being done or have enough evidence to accuse him of cheating you really can't! I have seen people throw away perfect relationship because they thought the other was cheating! Please OP do yourself a favor and trust him until you have enough reason not to! Until then I wish you the best of luck! (And the crowd starts chanting "Jerry Jerry Jerry"... And the screen fades to black as the ending theme song plays and the cast is displayed) annnnnd cut! Great show guys!
gintwinsmoore 20
doing too much...take the blue pill.
jazman195 20
I mean, personally... Lipstick on the face is enough evidence for me.
RayneWolf13 15
Right.
Sheepalicious 20
Tell him when you pack his shit and throw it out the door, you can say "Don't worry it aint mine."
saphy222 17
Looks like someone deserves a kick up the ass
ducky45 20
Wow what a twat
nemcali 34
The answer is hilarious. Still sucks though
nnnntr 17
Just because he came home with lipstick on his face doesn't mean he's having an affair.
Thorzix 23
very likely though
snarkytruth 37
He could have lost a bet.