Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Birmingham, United Kingdom
Not guilty
Today, my husband came home, drunk and with lipstick smeared on his face. When I confronted him about it, he just slurred, "Ah don't worry babe, it ain't mine." FML
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ligerzero459 24
It's not yours, and hopefully there won't be anymore from you ever again.
RobinGoodfellow 47
Well he's not wrong.... Sorry, OP. Sit him down for a highly uncomfortable chat when he's sober. Don't hold back.
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amandathecreator 22
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well technically it's not his... Sorry about his affair though :( hopefully you guys can work through it. Stay strong!
Dabombr 11
Why so many downvotes? Didn't he essentially say what everyone on FML wants to hear?
honeymoonroyale 20
It's FML. Anything can be down voted lol.
Zoldyck 17
Can't tell if you should've felt relieved if it were his to begin with...
Zoldyck 17
My bad, I read the FML wrong. I thought the lipstick was on his mouth, I'm sorry.
ligerzero459 24
It's not yours, and hopefully there won't be anymore from you ever again.
604 11
Honesty is the best policy.
kred 21
What a douche canoe.
kirbs19 37
My new favorite term
xninix_fml 36
Yep he's definitely a douche canoe :( sorry op
nhaba1214 19
Haha I've never heard that before. True though.
Ashwathi 21
That's when you know you need to change your priorities from him to something else.
Zoldyck 17
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Or someone else. /:
tranced_ 45
second chance or nah?
XxXBadAshXxX 27
Imma go with nah.
tucansamTommyG 12
Imma go with HELL NAH!!
MiLM 37
Well I sure hope it ain't his xD
RobinGoodfellow 47
Well he's not wrong.... Sorry, OP. Sit him down for a highly uncomfortable chat when he's sober. Don't hold back.
AlwaysWatching 27
Your bio is nice for this FML
ParisSosa 11
Well then