Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, unlike what you may have joked about with your friends, I actually did meet people who told me to "take a hit or we'll beat the shit out of you." I got picked up by my mom 20 minutes later like planned. When my mom noticed I was high, she grounded me for the "rest of high school." FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML
Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML
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Top comments
Frosc 0
a bit of a fail there, also your friend's an ass.
john443 5
I think your friend is the one who overdosed
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thevirusuhope4 0
haha. Fyl
cockoftherock 0
sirin or whatever you are. why did I get banned for a week! and the grammar in the email I got was ace.
LowLives 9
why would you laugh after getting hit in the head?
BT14 5
win Is played out
myshilohmy 0
you should have borrowed your friends balls and said what happened :P
persianjr1 7
or get bitched out by public speakers.
Bofopio 0
school during Spring Break? k bye
clashatdemonhead 3
you are an idiot. first of all, not all schools have the same spring break time. second, the FML may have taken a few days or so to be moderated.
clashatdemonhead 3
(:
clashatdemonhead 3
dude you deserve it for having the kind of friends that you do.
clashatdemonhead 3
you're an idiot. FMLs don't always get moderated as soon as they're posted. also, not all schools have spring break at the same time. k bye
clashatdemonhead 3
you're an idiot. FMLs don't always get moderated as soon as they're posted. also, not all schools have spring break at the same time. k bye i meant that for this comment, didn't mean to post twice