Today, while at a school anti-drugs assembly, the speaker asked everyone to stand up if they knew someone who had died of an overdose. As I stood up, my friend hit me in the side, making me laugh. I stood frozen under accusing glares while the speaker bitched me out for a good 5 minutes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad heard that the guy who bullied me at school died recently of a drug overdose. For some reason, he thinks we were actually best friends, and thinks I'm doing drugs too. I'm now not allowed out of the house except to go to school. He won't listen to a word I say. FML
Today, I had to show up at an anti-drugs lecture with full-blown pink eye. It's from an ongoing bacterial infection, but the speaker said he'd heard that excuse a hundred times before, and shamed me in front of everyone. FML
Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I face-planted. I was going to say "Fuck you" and "I will kill you." It came out as "I will fuck you." He's still laughing. FML
Today, unlike what you may have joked about with your friends, I actually did meet people who told me to "take a hit or we'll beat the shit out of you." I got picked up by my mom 20 minutes later like planned. When my mom noticed I was high, she grounded me for the "rest of high school." FML
Today, in class my friend played a joke on me by pulling my seat from under me while i was about to sit. I fell and everybody laughed at me. During the next class, I did the same thing to him. He broke his arm. He was the star of the basketball team. Nobody laughed. FML
Today, I was walking to class, when a kid came up behind me and smacked me in the face a few times until I fell to the ground. I rolled over and he said, "Oh shit! Wrong person, my bad." FML
Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML
Today, I got expelled from school. I was walking down a flight of stairs when I tripped and bumped into a kid ahead of me by mistake. He fell forward and took half a dozen people down with him. The staff think I did it on purpose, and there's talk of charges being pressed. FML
Today, at school, I was crying because someone I knew had died. My teacher pulled me aside and said, "I understand you're socially awkward, but don't worry, it gets better." FML
Today, in the middle of a boring class, my friend offered me some Smarties. We're not allowed to eat in class, but I had a couple anyway. As I put them in my mouth, my "friend" stood up and yelled that I was doing ecstasy. I might actually get expelled. FML
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Top comments
Frosc 0
a bit of a fail there, also your friend's an ass.
john443 5
I think your friend is the one who overdosed
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Comments (215)
willymurray 0
happens to the best of us
jordanprodigy023 0
If I were you I would slap that friend so hard
mmmskittles 3
is wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?
CTVrhythmguitari 8
hmm sorry to hear that :(
FancyKnickers_fml 0
Obviously you were laughing at a funny joke about Charlie Sheen.
ThaHero 0
You should choose your friends more wisely.
FYL_KiD 0
if I was u and I should have said this is my friend who almost died by overdose ( sweet revenge)
kikibisweet 0
Rebecca Black > You
frozenemerald 0
LMFAO WIN.
ooooooooooooh 4
OMFG BIGGEST WIN EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rachii 0
So. Much. Pain.
Fuckedyourlifean 0
You were the delinquit that inturrupted my lecture?!?
ladlesman 0
You lie
mygreenhoodie 0
really Kay? who cares
Brittneyyyy 7
Yeah I don't see how a punch in the side would cause you to laugh... I could understand tickling or something, but a punch? :/
nutsackmuscle 0
you know, I had the very same thought.
MariaxMayhem 0
Probably because it was a gentle punch and just the fact that his friend chose that random moment to hit him was probably what caused him to laugh
jmac317 0
cuz we care