Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was interviewed by this TV crew who asked me what I thought of Rhode Island being voted for the second most neurotic state. I thought they said that Rhode Island was the second most erotic state. I commented. FML
Today, after being told numerous times how sexist the East Coast is, I went ahead with my East Coast grad school architecture interview. The first thing out of the interviewer's mouth was, "Are you sure you don't want to do interior architecture?" FML
Today, is the second time this week that school is delayed because of snow or "extreme ice." It's like we're Texas now, they get 2 inches of snow and the whole state gets shut down, but no, I live in Rhode Island. I gotta go to work. FML
Today, after three and a half years of working dead-end jobs with a bachelor's degree, I got a call from a potential employer in my degree field, who wanted to set up an interview. The problem: the interview is across the country, and I'm too broke to pay the travel expenses. FML
Today, after years of hard work, I had an interview at the highest ranking university in the world 800 miles from where I live. It snowed heavily for the last 2 days closing every road, railway, and airport causing me to miss the interview. There is no rescheduling. FML
Today, I had a job interview. I got there as quick as I could, having to travel two hours into a city I'd never been to. When I arrived, they told me I was turned down for being too late. They'd rescheduled the interview an hour earlier and I wasn't notified of the change. FML
Today, I travelled cross-country to interview for my dream job. The team seemed to love me and I had a lot of fun. In the airport on the way home I saw a news report that the company is closing. FML
Today, my mom yelled at me for taking too long at a job interview, and that it was a waste of her time to drive me to it. I just quit my job, moved away from my boyfriend and the coast to help take care of her in Idaho. FML
Today, I had a job interview. The moment I walked into the room, the interviewer said, "OK, I will interview you, but there is no way I'm hiring you." FML
Today, whilst on a phone interview with a college I really want to go to, my mother picks up the other line and shouts into the phone "She's not going to college, she's lazy and she'll only disappoint you." The interviewer hung up before I could say anything. FML
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whatupfml 0
wow, how did you get into college
tylahgrace 12
I'm guessing you didn't get in? haha, I'm in Australia and I know that!
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Comments (213)
Tigg3r 3
you DUMBASS!!!! Do you realize what you've done? Some of us cali girls actually strive to be smart! Poof! There went that hope! "Where you from?" "California." "Oh, so is Rhode Island an actual island?" "No." "Oh, I though cali girls were stupid." Of course, at this point, I would've just slapped the person! Not all of us are stupid, please heed this. It's only the ones that live near the coast. The rest of us in the midland are very,very smart!
Omnigeek6 1
Wait, and you expected to get into a college? Aim lower, like kindergarten.
City_at_war 0
I hate you, OP. You're giving America a bad name. -.- And ALSO, whoever is saying the whole West Coast isn't smart...is a complete ignorant fool. You can't judge people based on their location, dipshit. If you passed logic and probability classes in third grade, you'd know.
CaParkin 0
Holy crap, why is the majority of peopl here calling this guy retarded making a ******* fool of themselves by not using proper grammar, and for the people who are using proper grammar calm down maybe he is not a big geography expert.
Squeezeit 0
FAIL!
strength413 8
kentucky too.
ziqi92 0
way to epically fail at geography, u live in the US for crying out loud! and way to make us californians look bad if not Americans as a whole
367bri879 0
wow let me guess this college us for mental people... right??
doraz72 0
You dont need college to flip burgers @ mcdonalds, if theyd take you...
FarSide 23
I predict you will go far in a Government job.