Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML
Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML
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mooncake_fml 0
You brought that upon yourself. Just ask him. Sheesh.
lovely_189 0
OUCH!
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Comments (198)
PinkDahlia 0
...huh. Well MAYBE if you didn't post ******* signs all over his neighborhood, he wouldn't think your a creeper. Also don't so the balloons thing. It makes it worse. You deserved it. Just ask the damn guy out in person!
leadrunner751 3
grow up getting rejected isn't that bad
jluperrizzle 0
holy stalker. Get the hell out of his driveway, crazy.
cormycakez 3
You overkilled it and scared him....
HikaraKokoi 0
Yet if a guy did that it would be considered romantic. And if a girl does it it seems stalkery... Not saying this is exactly what you think but I know guys and girls who would say that. Oi, double standards.
JamesM9794 0
gotta love that Sadie hawkins
frikkinhannah 0
Ahahaha, balloons?! But still, FYL, it always sucks being rejected.
johnsmith3321 0
I saw those signs :D
Hahaurmother 0
Lol you deserve it you dumb bitch
cheerbabealaska 0
it's called Sadie hawkins. ....uh yeah that's creepy.
claiiire_fml 17
sounds like you came on WAY too strong. if you're friends, just text/call him or leave him a note in his locker or ask him between classes. no need to be a creeper.