Today, I decided to ask my friend to the school dance, which is one where the girls ask the guys. I spent hours placing signs down his street so he would see them on his way home. As I was waiting in his driveway with balloons, I saw his car reverse and go in the opposite direction. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a boy I like to prom by writing all over his car. After nervously sitting by the phone all day, I decided to go out to get lunch. I found the word "No!" written all over my car. FML
Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML
Today, I went to a concert with a friend of mine. When his dad came to pick him up, I walked towards the car, expecting a ride. His dad told me he didn't have time to drive me home. I'm his neighbour. FML
Today, I was going to ask this girl I love to homecoming. I set up a scavenger hunt, and my friend led her through it. At the end of the scavenger hunt I had a note that said, "Homecoming?" She said yes and hugged my friend. When I told her it was me who was asking, she laughed and said no. FML
Today, I had an elaborate plan to ask this girl to Prom, and it was going to take a few minutes to set up. I asked my friend to distract her. He decided to distract her by asking her to Prom. She said "Yes". FML
Today, I watched my high school crush pull into the parking spot next to me, and then almost immediately he started backing out once he saw me parked next to him. FML
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
Today, I told my friend I would pay him to ask out the ugliest girl he knew. He asked out my girlfriend. FML
Today, I was driving home from school when I saw this girl I like walking home. Trying to be polite, I pulled over and asked if she wanted a ride. My offer was rejected as she said, "No, I'm actually already home," and walked up the nearest driveway. My driveway. FML
Today, to ask a boy I really liked to my school's turnabout dance, I gave him a box full of 10 cupcakes that spelled out T-U-R-N-A-B-O-U-T-?. The boy gave the box back a little later. There were two cupcakes left inside. It said N-O. FML
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mooncake_fml 0
You brought that upon yourself. Just ask him. Sheesh.
lovely_189 0
OUCH!
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Comments (198)
campervan 6
That was a little stalkerish maybe just ask next time
lmfaoincanada 9
To all of you defending this girls, let me guess, you'll never marry a man unless he buys you the hope diamond and gives it to you Infront of half the world? Like come on. Sweet is good, this is just psycho obsessed stalker crazy. If she'd been a guy, police would have been involved. Grow up, this sort of shit is only cool if you're proposing to your girlfriend of five years... I'm sure all you little teeny boppers are going to rage out, but you come on WAY too strong. How is someone supposed to comfortably say no when they feel so pressured? And then the person who says no is the asshole? I can't believe what the world is coming to...
doglover100 29
Ouch
TurkeySlab 9
Over kill
mattlw 25
Talk about commitment issues...
nick3600 22
What is this, Halloween?
battleroyalefan6 16
damn I feel bad for u
lilsawty2 8
I think that's the sadder thing I've ever heard.
bellesuore 6
Awww That sucks OP He could have at least turned you down properly But YDI for planning something that elaborate if there is a chance of rejection In my opinion, you only ask someone to a dance in that way if you are going out and know that they are going to accept The elaborate plans are just there to make it a special moment But for someone who might say no, it makes the rejection much more awkward
lukehemmings_fml 10
..why did you do it so weirdly?