Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be my cousin's ex. Awkward doesn't even begin to describe it. We spent the entire dinner avoiding eye contact and pretending not to know each other. FML
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TaniasaysFMLL 15
It's okay, OP. She doesn't deserve you! You'll find someone soon!(:
mackdeezy 22
That's just low. Find someone better than her. Least your friends meant well.
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Comments (73)
brainymes 30
Why the heck was she trying to convince you that she's your cousin?
lopezoliviajane 12
Being related is a deal breaker for most.
brainymes 30
Would be for me as well, but wouldn't it be obvious to the OP that that wasn't true?
MidnaLink 35
It was obvious. re-read please!
Risho96 10
Even a deal breaker in Alabama now.
DocBastard 40
Why is everyone saying OP deserves better? How do you know he isn't a deranged psychopath who enjoys torturing kittens and pissing on strangers in the park? An ugly, deranged psychopath, even.
FrankHotpants 31
I agree with the bastard doctor, everyone automatically sides with the OP like only nice, respectful, good people post FML's. There's two sides to every story.
Wizardo 34
Exactly, if we get absolutely brutal here the girl has her own idea of 'good looking' and I'm pretty sure OP does too, she just spoke her mind out loud. Just accept it and find some girl that does in fact like your face man. Comfort OP all you want but the only way to get over it is to accept it and move on asap.
vintaqe 28
Another in agreeance. I'm pretty sure it would have taken a pretty disturbing looking individual to be declined in the manner he was. If she's not attracted to him, the world still continues to revolve. Not everyone is going to find what you're working with attractive.
FlashOfHope 10
Pissing on strangers at the park? Sure sounds like fun...I'm in :D
Incognito_1924 17
Although I do agree that we can't just assume that OP deserves better, the way she rejected him was pretty harsh. Simply telling him that she's not interested would have been enough.
Ki11erC 18
OP could be a complete twat but i still find the use of the cousins part as a reason to be a bit retarded.
LindsayxMoore 18
Ouch. Sorry op, that was really harsh and shes a bitch for that.
lopezoliviajane 12
Blind dates are a gamble.
ButterflyLadyBug 14
every FML that starts off with "I went on a blind date" always ends in disaster . people should read FMLs if they ever have doubts about going on one . sheesh !! don't worry OP , she didn't deserve you anyway !!
Helliving 5
Haven't you noticed that EVERY FML ends in disaster... that's kinda what this whole thing is about.
colvindj 22
that's why sometimes it's just better to not do blind dates.
goth_pixie 15
It's ok, OP. she obviously doesn't deserve you. Also, look for a girl that you hang out with a lot and actually have things in common instead of going on a blind date.
Risho96 10
So you're saying... Get into the freind-zone first? Or is there a sweet spot?
Liyuesigs 8
Your friend was just trying to reunite you two. Wasn't meant to be a date.
DocBastard 40
Um...what? Am I missing something here? I thought the concept of a "blind date" actually involved a date. Or have things changed THAT much since I've dated?
evalu8tor 12
Reuniting the "cousins" doc
subwaysurfers 13
I don't think it matters weather she was nature or not, she was just a flat out bitch.
Helliving 5
Damn... and I thought men were supposed to be the shallow ones... sorry for that bro.