Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went on a blind date. My date turned out to be my cousin's ex. Awkward doesn't even begin to describe it. We spent the entire dinner avoiding eye contact and pretending not to know each other. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML
Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a local restaurant. When my date walked in, she took one look at me, said "Nope", and walked out. FML
Today, my friends set me up on a blind date. I thought it went well, and while saying our goodbyes, I leaned in to give her a kiss. She pulled way, laughed, "I'm not drunk enough for that," and left. FML
Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML
Today, I went on a blind date. It turned out that the person who I was set up with was my ex's sibling. We spent the whole evening talking about how terrible my ex is. I'm still single, though. FML
Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML
Today, I was going on a blind date with a girl. She walked up to the table, said "Nah, no thanks" and left. FML
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TaniasaysFMLL 15
It's okay, OP. She doesn't deserve you! You'll find someone soon!(:
mackdeezy 22
That's just low. Find someone better than her. Least your friends meant well.
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Comments (73)
vintaqe 28
I wish I had the balls to tell someone straight up that I'm not interested. I'm too nice and always believe in giving chances, even when it's torturous. He wasn't for her, oh well. Move on. You'll live to see another day.
BadKitty13 28
Rude bitch.
KaitlynNeal 13
Heartless *****. You will be so much better without her
amy6703 6
Wow, that ugliness she has on the inside will begin to show on the outside. Sorry your friends set you up with such a bitch, you deserve better.
shangstar 7
Well... we are 32nd cousins to everybody...
Cristianma 13
She isn't worth it man. I bet there are plenty of good women out there for you.
shangstar 7
Sorry about the way she had treated you. That was very rude. Don't worry though Karma will come back and bite her in the butt.
maddienoelle 13
Better off without her
ntd309 14
*mature
soccerboi__23 3
Dang that musta hurt