Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
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Top comments
wtfCorby 0
a zit on her tit? that's pretty gross... that sucks dude
scorpioserpent 1
oh gross! fyl
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Comments (239)
karina_said 0
No, No. F her Life
fistnazal 10
fyl for having a girlfriend with little ceasars *******. oh, and I guess, for not knowing what a nipple feels like
sublimedude777 0
I was the 50,000th person to click FYL. :)
thirdbase1733 0
ydi for dating a girl that doesn't wash her ****
RedNeckRiot 0
I don't know what's worse. The fact that you actually thought a zit was her nipple, or the fact that she had a zit on her boob. Both gross, she must have MOSQUITO bites.!
kaitlyn3xo 0
your girlfriend is gross
pussylikka69 0
hahaha tit zit
sassyangel24 0
Ewwwwwww! Dude, if her chest acne has gotten to the size of her freaking nipples I think youu need to buy her some proactive or something lol.
katie0945 0
its sad if her boobs r so small he cant tell the difference..either tht or thts a damn big pimple.
iSwizzle 4
Ew. your girlfriend has a pimple the size of her nipple?! FYL.