Today, I was feeling up my girlfriend's chest. I was getting into it until she said, "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "That's not my nipple, its a pimple." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that when my nipples are hard, he thinks that they look like giant zits, and when he squeezes them, he imagines them popping pus. He then reached for my chest. FML
Today, while getting intimate with my boyfriend, he started sucking on my breast. He ended up popping a pimple on it into his mouth. He threw up and that, as they say, was the end of that. FML
Today, I was doing the reverse cowgirl with my boyfriend. I was on the way to a glorious finish when he pointed out that I had a pimple on my butt. He began to laugh so hard that he went soft. FML
Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML
Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were starting to do the deed and she started popping zits on my chest. Then she said that I was killing the mood because my cat was meowing. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were laying in bed. She rolled over and began rubbing my chest. She then said, "Wow babe those are a solid B-cup." FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend, I went upstairs to shower. After turning it on, I found a huge pimple on my leg and the prospect of popping it excited me more than my boyfriend ever had in bed. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML
Today, right before my boyfriend and I were about to have sex, he touched his butt and says, "Oh I have a butt pimple." He then went and popped it. FML
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Top comments
wtfCorby 0
a zit on her tit? that's pretty gross... that sucks dude
scorpioserpent 1
oh gross! fyl
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Comments (239)
kel23 0
thanks for ruining my life.
kaylaaa_ 0
that sucks for both of you. for her, cause shes got a zit on her tit. and for you not being able to tell the difference hah was that the first boob you ever touched?
xO_starstruck_xO 0
LMFAO thats gross!
Nice_Dreams 0
Never had your hand up a girls shirt before! if you can't tell a zit from a nipple go get a penthouse and learn where and what the parts are before you turn another woman off men.
PredyJessica 0
she must have small boosb then
Babymakar 0
thats Sick Dude
Vanity7Sins 0
That's gross - why are you dating a chick with pimples on her chest? You're not the asshole she is - she needs a shower.
swiperluck 0
may i suggest u find some one hu has passed puberty?
backspacecloud 0
that's the most hilarious thing I've ever read!
amazingkate 0
pimple sounds like nipple and zit sounds like tit. and they feel the same too, apparently. i just think that's kinda interesting.