Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML
Today, I was not yet wearing my bouncer uniform when a fight broke out at a club. I intervened, only to have the cops who showed up tase me because they thought I was part of it. FML
Today, I got questioned by the police. Last night I was at a party when a bully of a kid who happened to be an aspiring MMA coach and local fighter was picking on me, stole my alcohol and threw me out of the party. I heard he got stabbed by someone else he was picking on after I left. The police insist it was me. FML
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Today, I was brutally tackled and detained by a group of people until the police arrived, because I fit the description of a wanted criminal who was featured on the news. This isn't the first time this has happened, and no style change I've tried has been able to avert it. FML
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
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CitrusGirl 0
I'm sure the guy you were trying to help will speak for you.
amerwin 3
haha.. I bet you were dressed in a green leotard and announced "I'm kickass" before jumping in to help.
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Comments (64)
willymurray 0
don't be a hero
chrissymissy 0
j mind ur own buisnesss just watch hehe!! its intresting
thatsbadnews 0
how can u write this if ur in jail?
Suikerlolly 0
When I read this fml I just knew it had to be from my country. (the netherlands) Criminals here get hugged so much. Jails feature your own toilet and tv and sometimes even computer, rooms aren't shared. When someone breaks in your house and you have a bat to defend yourself with, the police actually advices you to get hit by the bat first and then hit back, because else it won't count as self-defense and you're the guilty one. (criminal)
Paprikaas 13
I know, it's ridiculous..
hobosareawesome 0
@85 I absolutely love that movie :D
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
Well if I understood that correctly you got to kick the crap out of six guys even if the cops took you away it's still bragging rights.
Ryan_Jaxson 8
Next time, leave it to Peter Parker to handle the thugs.
ThePieGuy0817 29
All these people saying to just ignore the situation. This is why the world is the way it is; people almost never help others when they need it. I admire the OP for having the balls to step in and do something.
MrDwightKShrute 3
I would have done the same bro
wRIPPERw 23
This happened to my friend. The one time told him to record it next time.