Today, someone was getting beat up by 6 guys. When I tried to help, they had a swing at me as well. The cops came when I was enthusiastically defending myself. They got away, I got arrested. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got bailed out of jail. I was there because I saw a girl being hit by her boyfriend. I rushed over to help only to have her hit me repeatedly. The cops came and she blamed her bruises on me. The boyfriend corroborated her story. FML
Today, I saw a woman being mugged. I ran up to help and pushed the guy off of her. She then punched me in the face and called the cops because she was, "just living out a fantasy" and I'm, "a lunatic for trying to help." FML
Today, someone tried to mug me. I panicked and ran. As they chased me with their knife out, I heard a slip and a shout behind me but kept running. Six blocks later I was spotted, arrested, and held for questioning by the police. The mugger fell, stabbed themselves, and told a cop that I did it. FML
Today, I'm recovering from being pepper-sprayed, beat with a baton and Tased, and arrested for assault. I'm a bouncer and was trying to remove a drunk asshole from the bar when the police showed up. FML
Today, I was not yet wearing my bouncer uniform when a fight broke out at a club. I intervened, only to have the cops who showed up tase me because they thought I was part of it. FML
Today, I got questioned by the police. Last night I was at a party when a bully of a kid who happened to be an aspiring MMA coach and local fighter was picking on me, stole my alcohol and threw me out of the party. I heard he got stabbed by someone else he was picking on after I left. The police insist it was me. FML
Today, my friend was waiting outside the store while I bought a newspaper. Through the window, I saw two guys getting physical with him, so I went outside and they took off. I muttered, "Yeah, I thought so." They then turned around and beat the crap out of us. FML
Today, I was brutally tackled and detained by a group of people until the police arrived, because I fit the description of a wanted criminal who was featured on the news. This isn't the first time this has happened, and no style change I've tried has been able to avert it. FML
Today, I decided to be responsible and call a cab to take my drunk ass home from the bar. As I climbed into the cab, I was quickly pulled back out and had the shit beaten out of me by a group of drunk guys who thought they needed the ride more. The police soon arrived and arrested us all. FML
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
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Top comments
CitrusGirl 0
I'm sure the guy you were trying to help will speak for you.
amerwin 3
haha.. I bet you were dressed in a green leotard and announced "I'm kickass" before jumping in to help.
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Comments (64)
suzuki2005 2
no good deed goes unpunished
xgetxbentx 13
sorry but ydi for not just calling the cops in the first place. you against 6 guys doesn't add up in your favor.
Kirstaayx 0
You shouldn't b so kind :L
ALJ91 0
Oh my... only in Holland they arrest you for this kind of thing :S
kiwi0605 0
Like you know? Even been to Holland yourself?
Paprikaas 13
Her profile says she actually is from the Netherlands
sweetheart65565 0
this sounds an aweful lot like the fight scene in the movie "Remember Me"! js
DeathHead 0
Mind your own business.
Anteezy 7
People can say mind your own business, but society needs people who help each other out, even though it isn't the smart thing to do most of the time it's still the right thing. If every bystander always helped out people would think twice before starting a fight in the streets.
PROBLEMS99 0
wow a hero trying to save the day his prize a matching set of bracelet
zoondia 0
lol
Schiftyfive 0
Should have finished the fight before the cops got there :p