Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML
Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML
Today, I helped a lady carry her grocery bags to her car. She was so grateful that she offered me a tip. I refused, but she insisted. When I finally took it, I looked at the bill to see she'd given me $1. I smiled and said thank you, but she looked at me like I’d just robbed her. FML
Today, I saw a girl asking for money on the median of an entrance to a parking lot with her dog. Later, I bought a box of dog treats for her. I drove up and handed it to her. She rolled her eyes and said, "How the hell am I supposed to carry that?" I sat there in stunned disbelief with the box she refused to take. FML
Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML
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Top comments
GreenDaysGeekGrl 0
Aww. My friend gives free parking at her job all the time. What an ungrateful lady... jeeez.
ehon82 3
F the wench, if she can't be cool about free parking she'll get hers someday.
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Comments (97)
pixiee_fml 0
naw, bless you. whatta bitch, but i doubt she's english; we're all nice, really ;)
xxviii28 0
wow PWND! seriously though, what a *****! you are like the monopoly guy giving out free parking. she now cannot pass go or collect $200 and must go directly to jail
papertigers_fml 0
for some reason, i think she doesn't know what a high five is..
butterfly141989 0
no good deed goes unpunished
doc_who 0
I'm not entirely sure what's going on in this FML but you sound like a creeper so YDI.
JdotTdot 0
YDI for being a creeper. You should know better than to try to be nice to people these days.
zombie_pie 0
When I read this, I imagined that she was Angela from The Office.
Rydizzle 0
shit that would have made my day if I got free parking.
TysonFawlay 0
Haha, I can only imagine a mong saying that. YDI for being retarded and mongoloid, cumstain.
australocat 0
OP, sounds like you're a playful kind of person. Way to go--her loss for being uptight.