Today, while working as a parking booth attendant, I decided to be nice and give a woman free parking. I said, "Give me a high five and I'll give you free parking, since I already did the paperwork." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paperwork. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML
Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML
Today, I was working as a Valet driver. After getting no customers for 5 hours in the pouring rain, a woman driving by stops and asks me for directions. Before leaving, she said, "I should probably tip you for that, since that's probably the only money you'd get all night." She didn't. FML
Today, at work I was trying to be nice and give a customer a discount because she was having trouble finding money to pay for her food. Everybody behind her then demanded a discount as well. FML
Today, I helped a lady carry her grocery bags to her car. She was so grateful that she offered me a tip. I refused, but she insisted. When I finally took it, I looked at the bill to see she'd given me $1. I smiled and said thank you, but she looked at me like I’d just robbed her. FML
Today, I saw a girl asking for money on the median of an entrance to a parking lot with her dog. Later, I bought a box of dog treats for her. I drove up and handed it to her. She rolled her eyes and said, "How the hell am I supposed to carry that?" I sat there in stunned disbelief with the box she refused to take. FML
Today, I went to pay my vehicle registration in person to avoid paying the $10.00 online service fee. After a long wait, I came out to find a $15.00 parking ticket on my car. FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Today, I got a $20 tip from an old lady I delivered pizza to. Ecstatic, I walked back to my car where there was a $30 parking fine waiting for me. FML
Today, I was so broke, I couldn't come up with enough change to pay the parking meter at my job. FML
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Top comments
GreenDaysGeekGrl 0
Aww. My friend gives free parking at her job all the time. What an ungrateful lady... jeeez.
ehon82 3
F the wench, if she can't be cool about free parking she'll get hers someday.
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Comments (97)
CFR 0
Charge her extra =) #11, I just checked out that link. Goodness *shakes head*
apocalocyntosis 0
Wow, that lady's a dick.
ilyhunn 0
its not her fault u must be yucky looking or sumthin.lmao
LissaMccracken 23
I doubt you're good looking either. Unless you're milla jovovich why don't you shut your mouth? and it IS her fault for being a stuck up bitch.
sportastef 0
If it makes you feel better, I'll give you a virtual high-five! No papers needed! -high-fives-. That was fun.
p3kpek 0
lady's a douchebag . and you're awesome for being nice
nightswimmer 0
she was a bitch anyway
Hockey_Chik 1
Wow, what an ungrateful bitch. That's cool that you were nice, **** her.
survivalism 0
God, what a bitch. I'd make out with a guy for free parking, I'm that broke.
LadyLovely08 0
She probably questioned your intentions. Some people feel they'll have to pay for it one way or the other. YDI for assuming.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Maybe she was OCD, or had a problem with her hands. Or maybe you just look like a pick-your-butt-balls-nose kinda guy (hopefully not in that order).