Today, I broke my leg. My mom told me I still have to go to tennis class tomorrow because the course isn't refundable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML
Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML
Today, I was studying on a bench outside my dorm when the leg snapped. I decided to do the right thing and let administration know what happened. After assuring me it wasn't my fault, and having me fill out an incident report, they billed me $400. I can't enroll for next semester until I pay. FML
Today, I texted my mom if she could pick me up from the hospital. She replied, "No fatty, walk home." I have a broken foot. FML
Today, I spent an excruciating hour walking to campus with a broken leg, only to find my professor had left a note on the door saying class was canceled. FML
Today, I fell down the stairs and landed heavily on my foot. Because I wasn't crying, my mom refused to take me to the hospital. It took me an hour of agony to convince her. It turned out to be broken in three different places. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, my parents told me that I'm going on our upcoming family vacation and that's final. I broke both my legs in an accident and have to use a wheelchair. I"m in constant pain and don't want to go anywhere. FML
Today, I broke my toe and screamed, "Fuck!" My mom heard and yelled at me for swearing, while I laid on the floor in pain. FML
Today, I sprained my ankle while playing soccer. I still have to walk home. In the rain. FML
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Top comments
Welshite 40
Protest and raise a racquet until she relents.
bethrh 49
What exactly does she expect you to do when you're there...?
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Comments (76)
zingline89 18
You should Backhand your mom in the face. I'd Love to see that. It'd Serve her right, after all it's not your Fault you need to miss practice.
_Moonlit_Iris_ 10
Hahahah serve..
Mitchellbassists 29
Well your mom must be a dumbass...
WitEluded 13
It has nothing to do with your leg. She had other plans
Dovahkiin_1997 22
Oh my god your picture always works so well with comments like these hahaha
WitEluded 13
Haha, thank you!
JR7ISME 18
typical HK moms...
TallMist 32
#18 is clearly the king of not getting the joke.
SpiderPig95 8
That sucks OP, hope you feel better
siggy_mcsigx 22
You can still do pull-ups/sit-ups... Dribble the ball on the racquet And study theory If you are THAT motivated. But somehow I feel that isn't the case here.
Georgia951 6
Dribbling the ball on a racket does nothing.... Unless you are extremely bad and/or new to the game. Or 5
PSYqualiac 17
It helps with hand-eye coordination and control. Also, you. can toss the ball higher and higher up to further test and improve thos qualities and even play a sort of mini game against yourself.
Georgia951 6
It only improves coordination if you are extremely uncoordinated. Do you ever see coaches doing that with a even decent player? No. You aren't gonna get a ball that slow in a match. It doesn't improve coordination when you're in a match and are actually hitting balls hard.
TisAPenguin 16
They're going to see your condition and you won't be allowed to participate. Just go and watch her be humiliated by the instructor.
LeDiamond 9
I highly doubt your mother said this.
Sillsallad 15
That's mom logic, can't beat that!
abbyade 21
Lol it is all for love !
TallMist 32
It's not very loving for her mom to force her to go to a tennis practice with a broken limb. If it was MY leg that was broken, I'd rather stay in bed than be forced to sit at a tennis lesson's sidelines.