Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML
Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
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PhantomMask 0
Why didn't you just hide in the closetor something?
MistAtMarseilles 0
hahah this is awesome, id love to see that and #1, obviously he/she was drunk, the window probably seemed like the fail-proof option at the time
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Comments (201)
k3llyn 0
hahahahahah DIFTS
fmlll 0
did the same thing.....2 story balcony....leg broken in 2 places....metal rod through the leg...been on crutches for 5 weeks and still have more to go. and the music was just too loud...
serious1y 0
...were you high?
DULMAGE 0
Wow, that was just plain stupid! Learn how to land on the ground properly, and go pick up some (un)common sense at the grocery store next time you go >_>
mehwhateverr 0
You obviously deserve it for 1. Having an illegal party 2. Being too drunk to realize that jumping out a two story window is stupid.
justforacomment 0
Can i just say, i did the same exact thing here in milwaukee. someone told me about this comment and pasted it on my wall and i thought they were making fun of me or reminding me of what happened. i was at my friends party and the cops came inside, some of my friends climbed down the window so i thought id try too. i tried to climb down the siding or fall on the grass or something but my hands slipped and i fell straight down. unfortunately my right ankle hit the concrete. my tibia came literally out of my ankle and through my skin, my fibula was fractured, i broke bones in my foot and severed my deltoid ligament. afterward i stood up and walked on it and i knew right away i broke my ankle. my friend came over and dragged me to the portch next door and i look down at my foot and its laying on its side parallel to the ground, but my leg was facing upwards. i had three surgeries and the first one was 8 hours cause of all the dirt i had on my bone and open wound. the doctor said to my parents after my first surgery non-jokingly "well, we wont have to amputate it". when i was lying in the ambulance almost passed out from the pain, the cop says to me "you know we never gave out tickets...." FML
olivejuice 0
hahaha dammmmn that sucks! But its hilarious! Better luck next time :)
lumpy_cat 0
I remember my first beer.
justforacomment 0
yea me too..5 years ago..
notyouraverage 0
this must have been your first party.