Today, I went to a party and the cops came to bust the party. I jumped out the window of a second story house in order to avoid getting arrested. I broke my leg in three places and got a concussion. The cops let everyone go with a warning. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to a party. Although I wasn't drinking, I was still afraid the cops would bust me. Halfway through the party, the cops showed up. I tried to hop a fence, ripping my pants and cutting my leg in the meantime. It wasn't until was on the ground that I found out there was a gate. FML
Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML
Today, I was at a party, and someone called the cops on us. I dove into a bush that turned out to have thorns. I got multiple cuts and a sprained wrist, and got arrested anyway. Its kind of hard to hide from the police when you're screaming in agony. FML
Today, after my parents left for the weekend, my "friends" decided to throw a party at my house, despite my protests. In order to get them to leave, I called the police. I was the only one arrested, while they got warnings. FML
Today, I was drunk and broke my leg. I called 911, only for the cops to turn up and make me try to walk, with them saying that I was faking my injury. They arrested me for being drunk in public and hours later I finally got to an ER. I had to have surgery on my leg. FML
Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML
Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML
Today, since I was grounded, I tried to sneak out of my room to attend a party by climbing out the second-storey window and down the tree. I was unharmed, but I probably should have checked to see if my dad was in the garden before climbing down. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, at a house party someone smashed and spilled their drink. In my own drunken state, I decided to get the mop as someone might fall. I then fell over it and ended up with glass in my side. FML
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Top comments
PhantomMask 0
Why didn't you just hide in the closetor something?
MistAtMarseilles 0
hahah this is awesome, id love to see that and #1, obviously he/she was drunk, the window probably seemed like the fail-proof option at the time
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Comments (201)
heatherjay 0
hahahhaha. lol @ you. unless the host gets one, cops never give tickets when they bust parties unless you're being a particularly drunk asshole. suckaaa.
Edmund_Dantes 0
39 has the best story so far. OP, maybe practice jumping out windows when your leg heals, just in case. Sometimes you're just curious if someone can catch you.
pancakes_n_syrup 0
you're a dumbass
kamikaze_fml 0
#16 #17 and #28 Have never been invited to a party...
lolol182 4
ahah right on brother
nosympthy 0
you know there was probably a line forming right behind him to go out the window too then right after they saw him jump the cops were like wtf and told everybody else it was all cool and nobody was in trouble. remeber don't be the first and sure as hell don't be the last.
texmas 0
Even when I'm drunk, I know that you hide in the closet or you use the second exit that every apartment ever has. That's what you get for resisting arrest AND being a dumbass.
bezach 0
if I were a cop IDE surround the building and than search..,lol but it's cops not swat they just take the easy way out
dang_fml 0
you should have aimed for a bush or something, lmao
trucanadian 0
Uh i guess its different in America. In Canada they dont do anything. They just try to quiet it down. Did you really think you were going to jail? You definately deserved that one.
smellsliketuna 0
you are a moron