Today, I went to the post office. As I entered the building, my car alarm went off. Thinking I'd accidentally pressed the alarm on my keys, I shut it off without looking. When I returned to my car, the passenger window was demolished and my purse with all my money was gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I parked my car to go inside to grab my wallet than I'd forgotten. In the short time it took me to do that, someone broke two of my car's windows. FML
Today, my keys disappeared out of my car door during the 50 foot walk to the trash can. When I finally went to security after trying to find them, they said someone drove off with my car right as I walked in the door. FML
Today, I was playfully walking back to my car with my girlfriend. My door was unlocked. I then noticed my car had stuff scattered inside. A bum had just robbed and ransacked my car. FML
Today, I sneaked out of work early. I tripped over my own feet while walking up to my car. As I fell, I managed to hit the panic button on my car keys, setting off my car alarm while I lay flat on the ground in the parking lot. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML
Today, I lost my keys while at the supermarket. I franticly back-tracked through the store, asking everyone I saw along the way. They eventually showed up, right where I left them... in my unattended car, the engine still running. There was an announcement made over the PA system. FML
Today, I accidentally set off an alarm at the school I work for. No one was there, I didn't have the code or password the company needed, my boss wouldn't answer his phone, three policemen interrogated me and asked for ID, but realized I left home without my wallet. There was nothing I could do. I cried. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML
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lizzzie_fml 0
YDI on two counts: For just shutting off the alarm without looking. And for leaving your purse in sight in the first place. Idiot.
SweetieLish 0
Why wouldn't you have just taken your purse with you? I always take my purse with me, because I'm always afraid someone's going to steal it!
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Comments (69)
donut_gurl 8
why would you leave your purse in the car?
Amethyst99 2
asshole tax for leaving ur purse in the car & not treating the car alarm like,say i dunno...A FRICKEN CAR ALARM!
DippinGrizzly907 27
Who in their right mind leaves their purse with money in it in their car? Cars aren't a safe. Stuff Will get stolen. It's not like they can't see through the windows and see if there is any goodies they want
gatorgirl7563 22
YDI for leaving your purse in the car. My God, even if you take your wallet and leave your purse which holds only tissues and lipstick, burglars don't know that and will still break into your car.