Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML
Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML
Today, it was an extremely hot day so I hit up the beach for a swim. Just as I entered the water, the first wave approached me. I tried to jump it and lost my footing, managing to dislocate my hip. I had to be dragged from the water by the lifeguards. FML
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jackalope104 0
YDI for being a creeper
gayfish_fml 0
Poop face.
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RPGod 0
YDI for not having the balls to walk up to him and just talk
CokokoLa 0
well I bet you wouldn't have the balls either
kmgentil 0
did u bite it while down there
Achromatic 0
Why are these stories almost always females? Apparently this generation of girls seems to believe "I have a ******, therefore I am biologically incapable of being a creep". Hint: that's not true.
USMC_Marine 0
No alot of girls think hey I have a ****** so I am incapable of just talking to him like a Human being. Instead I'm going to to something that I think is cool like passionetly singing in my car or flipping my hair. Or maybe ben pretend I have earphones in and ignore him OR pretend like I have a interesting conversation over a webcam. YdI for thinking that bumping into him is "cute". What's worse is that is that you followed him around Creep
DameGreyWulf 1
I like you 21. LUCKY ME, my ****** doesn't try to do the talking for me.
flippinsweet17 0
Haaaa. Yeah 21, I love how you gathered a bunch of different FMLs into one comment. And 53, haaahaaa. Same here! :P :D
kmgentil 0
RPGod, girls dont have balls
tinyphreak 0
And your complaint is?
Casualt1234 0
too late to turn back now, just blow him.
fmlfmlfml15 0
i stopped after "decided to be cute" and gave the OP a ydi
fantasy_ 0
YDI for being such a creeper hahahaha but that made my day XD
fmylifegurl 0
lol thst was funny made me actually lol
justmyluck1212 0
wtf stalking him oughta make him want yo ass