Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
Today, I was swimming at the water park, when out of nowhere a lifeguard bombed into the pool, grabbed me, and hauled me to the surface, running his hands over my chest in the process. Apparently, the way I swim makes it look like I'm in my drowning death throes. FML
Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML
Today, after jumping into a public swimming pool, the female lifeguard, who I have had a crush on for years whistled at me. When I got out of the water, she handed me the bathing suit I'd apparently lost. FML
Today, I went to the university pool. There was this cute lifeguard there, and every time I got out of the water I saw her looking at me, so I walked up to her and asked if everything was OK. She told me she thought I was going to drown. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I was at a friend's pool party. He lives on a lake and one of our friends wouldn't get in the water. My best friend and I decided to push him off the dock. Once we had, I turned to see my crush who had watched looked shocked, then said, "You know he can't swim right?" FML
Today, I was at the beach with my buddy. Messing around, he swam up behind me and dunked me under the water. Naturally, moments later I swam behind him, grabbed both his ankles and stood up, flipping him completely, only to see him watching me from a few feet away. I flipped a 70 year old man. FML
Today, in my lifeguarding course, I had to pull a 200-pound boy out of the pool in an exercise to practice using our legs when lifting. I, being only 90 pounds, tried pulling and ended up falling into the pool, landing with my lady parts on his face. FML
Today, it was an extremely hot day so I hit up the beach for a swim. Just as I entered the water, the first wave approached me. I tried to jump it and lost my footing, managing to dislocate my hip. I had to be dragged from the water by the lifeguards. FML
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jackalope104 0
YDI for being a creeper
gayfish_fml 0
Poop face.
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Comments (114)
alli1 0
thats actually really funny i laughed really hard. lol but im sorry thats embarrassing
KittyKat_Chan 0
YDI, creeper! :]
intrepid00 0
Not a big deal. Guys don't care.
chux4w 0
You wanted to make conversation, you made conversation. Good work!
AAAAHHHH12 2
Yeah, with his ass. xP
Plumppotato 3
DID YOU KNOW that the male G-Spot is in their anus. he may have enjoyed that more than you think.
Ommis 0
good conversation starter, i should try this on women cept i might not get the same response -.-
mdv95 0
was this thunder bay at waterworld?
toosoonbreh 0
Try swimming in a pool and do a backstroke flip turn and right when you're about to start it, you faceplant a guy's butt.
Mocha92 0
Great conversation starter! :D
turboawesome88 0
I had no idea there were so many creepy people in the world. Seriously, this site seems to be full of FMLs where some stalker is meticulously crafting new schemes in an effort to get closer to people they desire.