Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism." FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML
Today, a customer at the bar I work at yelled at me for calling her "Ma'am." I asked what she'd prefer, and she gave me her name. When I called her by her name, she yelled at me for not calling her "Ma'am." FML
Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML
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OwNowBrownCow 0
you'll never see yer again so don't worry about it
Mortanious 0
She probably doesn't want you to know her age, much like every woman on this planet. FYL and YKDI
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Comments (97)
intensitive 11
Cute doesn't make up for a personality like that. Eeks.
Babblez 0
Happens in Australia too o.0
Babblez 0
Um, thats exactly what he was saying, legally, the bartender is expected to ask for ID, regardless of appearances.
PYLrulz 17
you did what you were supposed to do. fyl.
Anon9002 0
fyl. Have a friend who's 25, she loved it when people block her to check her ID at places that needs to be 18+ to enter. Unlucky indeed, maybe PMS.. haha..
XxdezuhrayxX 0
ha! xD
dugumit 0
it's actually state law when applying for a liquor license u are required to ask anyone who looks up to the age of 40 to show govt issued photo I.D, this does not include military I.D though govt issued. so if she comes in again and her old ass will u can tell her that and then tell her to suck it.
daleftw 0
Wow, carded for looking under 40. That's crazy. In Australia you only have to ID if they look under 25. I get carded all the time. Next time I plan to act like Fogell off Superbad. "haha makes me feel young again". And since when was the only form of ID a drivers license? Here you go out and get yourself an 18+ card if you don't drive. Who seriously gets around without any photo ID?
nerdsgetmehot 23
That sucks! Looks like that tactic really backfired for you. :(
sourgirl101 29
62 that bar sounds fun to go to with a sigh like that.
jjmiller1001 17
FHL for being stupid and not having I'd at the bar. she's nothin but a two-bit ***** that's got a drinking/lieing problem. ur so better off w/o the drama, and future arrest