Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism." FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML
Today, a customer at the bar I work at yelled at me for calling her "Ma'am." I asked what she'd prefer, and she gave me her name. When I called her by her name, she yelled at me for not calling her "Ma'am." FML
Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML
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OwNowBrownCow 0
you'll never see yer again so don't worry about it
Mortanious 0
She probably doesn't want you to know her age, much like every woman on this planet. FYL and YKDI
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Comments (97)
youthink_fml 0
How is this a FML? And she's either underage or psycho.
HazelBunny 0
FAILZ hahahaha hahahahahahahahhehehe lol
PhoenixFiend 0
Haha Lets make fun of you because your grammar sucks! hahahahaha
DivineGarden 0
That was a smart move on your part, she was just a dumbass and didn't bring her license!
lisaaaar 0
Actually if you don't have your ID with you and the police are involved (anything, not just driving) you will be booked :P. Mostly cause you can't prove your identity.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
That has to be dependent on state or perhaps town, because I've been stopped by police a few times while walking through my neighborhood and not had my ID on me. If you aren't doing anything wrong, or at least obviously wrong (as I am sure some people manage), or anything that actually requires you to have your ID, such as driving, they can't arrest you for anything because you are not required to have ID.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
They just ask a bunch of questions while trying to come up with some way that you are trouble making and then send you on your way. That is of course if you chose to talk to them in the first place because you are not legally required to stand around and answer police questions if you weren't actually doing anything wrong in the first place, I just always do because I don't usually have anything better to do.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Sorry about any typos, I haven't finished my morning coffee.
shesoheavy 0
Why would he want a chance with a crazy bitch who freaks out when he's just doing his job?
lisaaaar 0
most states have you card under 40 now. :P
rawr_cupcakesand 0
Not really an FML. You were doing a part of your job.
KrystalCaliyah 0
# 1 Yourrr cute :)
ookie2 0
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