Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism." FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML
Today, a customer at the bar I work at yelled at me for calling her "Ma'am." I asked what she'd prefer, and she gave me her name. When I called her by her name, she yelled at me for not calling her "Ma'am." FML
Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML
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Top comments
OwNowBrownCow 0
you'll never see yer again so don't worry about it
Mortanious 0
She probably doesn't want you to know her age, much like every woman on this planet. FYL and YKDI
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Comments (97)
AndreaHaha 0
Haha wow.
shaude91 0
awww that stinks... u were only trying to be nice... =
yellowfeet 0
looks like she had a case of the Mondays. haha
priscilla_28 5
haha at first I thought it said monkeys... I was like what? :|
Daffodilly 14
Or PMS. Chances are she was pissed off before going into bar and OP unfortunately stumbled upon her final straw.
superman0000 0
only in America
SexyxLovexAngel 0
obviously she wasn't old enough. don't let it bother you.
P2LA_fml 16
Maybe is she old enough, but she really has no sense of humour ;)
0neiros 14
I carded everybody, and after 4 years I was the only server that didn't lose their job due to serving under agers. AND, she's out drinking and driving without her drivers license? **** her. Even if not your intention, you did the right thing, this isn't an FML, it's more Ftsbwtttrdath (Fuckthestupidbitchwhothinksthattherulesdon'tapplytoher)
ColetteL 4
awesome
OwNowBrownCow 0
COTFSTCLMAAOBPO
doink 0
Nowhere does it mention that she was driving. But I enjoyed your long acronym. :)
superbadd 0
61 she had to get there one way or another
ZeroCharisma 0
So true! It annoys the living hell out of me when people somehow think they're "exempt" from the rules. I work at an establishment that serves alcohol and it's ridiculous the number of people who get shitty when you ask them for ID. And as far as the age thing goes, sometimes it's difficult to tell. I'm 27 and about a month ago I had a person ask me if I was in high school. At my job, I carded a woman who was 36 years old. And #153 is absolutely right. Even if a person is 50 years old, if they do not have an ID on them, we are not supposed to serve them alcohol (I live in Virginia, the rules may be different elsewhere). It's much better to be safe than sorry and I am not going to risk my place of work receiving a fine or losing our license or both for the sake of not "offending" someone. If you're going to be ordering or drinking alcohol, you should have your ID. It's common sense, not rocket science. To be honest, if someone who is obviously of age, for example, a person in their 40's or 50's, I don't card them but most people younger than that, I do. It's my job and I don't care if a person has a problem with it.
militarybrat 21
Cab, friend, bus. No need to drive
acinom 3
ya she's the ****** up one. it's his job to ask for id.
cheergirly16 0
Why would she be going anywhere without her lisence lol dummy
oarisimo 4
wow what a bitch lol