Today, a cute thirty-ish chick walked into the bar I work in. I asked her for her license to make her feel young. She didn't have her license on her and started yelling about how stupid it was to even ask, when she obviously was old enough to drink. She then got up and left. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I refused to serve a woman alcohol, as she looked underage. She complained to my manager about "age racism." FML
Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
Today, I was fired for not asking a senior citizen for proof that he was over 21 and legally allowed to purchase alcohol. When I told my manager he was clearly over 21, he replied, "But what if he WASN'T?" FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML
Today, a customer at the bar I work at yelled at me for calling her "Ma'am." I asked what she'd prefer, and she gave me her name. When I called her by her name, she yelled at me for not calling her "Ma'am." FML
Today, working in a liquor store, I had to tell a girl I couldn't sell her alcohol since she was severely intoxicated. She told me to "cash me ousside, how bow dat?" then smashed a bottle of wine and left. FML
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OwNowBrownCow 0
you'll never see yer again so don't worry about it
Mortanious 0
She probably doesn't want you to know her age, much like every woman on this planet. FYL and YKDI
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myfriend_youfail 3
That's the same way it is in my state. You actually have to show the bouncer at the door your photo ID (and up in one part of the city, you need a secondary piece of information such as your bank card or credit card). Don't have an ID? They turn you away right then and there. And if you get in, you still have to present your ID when you order a drink. Too many places have been shut down because they fail to card, so everyone is being extra careful.
aleksjai 0
I think she might of been forgien if she didn't know wat meant :S
AmbrosiaFan 19
Frankly SHE deserved it as she should always have her license on her. FYL for doing your job.
MyLifeIsGreat_ha 0
haha...dam,what a failure .
bugleman 0
ha, ladies man FAIL
Sichumor 0
Gratz dude. You find the only chick who doesn't want you to assume she may be too young and still need to be carded. FYL
luv2luvu306 0
They just changed the law in my state to where you have to show ID no matter how old you are. Wonder how she'd deal with that?
marine10_fml 0
it's completely nessicary screw that bitch
cagale090518 14
i dont care what other say - it's totally cute.. :)
1d1r1a1g1o1n 0
Double post!