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bigbill This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

Nice try, dude

Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML

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goldenlocks22 6

Don't pay it..?

I read his words in Redds voice from that 70's show.

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Sounds like my dad...sadly.

He could have at least bought you a drink.

take his ass to court.

I dont see that problem.

Coccinelle_fml 15

Why, when I read your FML do I get the impression that being single is as bad as being alcoholic?

Just ignore it. Nobody would ever make you pay anything. He thinks he's making a point.

Umm.. If you pay it your an idiot

What's the big deal? 27,6$ ain't that much is it? Or You meant 27601$? I guess You deserve it for putting "," there :P

Wow, you're an idiot.

This ain't europe

Helldemon 32

Agreed with 87. That was the first thing I thought when I was reading the last couple replies from the main page.

Pay him with Trident Layers Gum :p

theonlysweetpea 10

Present him with a bill for $500,000 for "pain