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bigbill This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff Canada

Nice try, dude

Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML

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goldenlocks22 6

Don't pay it..?

I read his words in Redds voice from that 70's show.

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Give him a bill for $27,601 for the reason of "having to put up with an alcoholic, deadbeat father."

Don't pat

but he gave Stephen all the money he payed as rent in the last episode so it's chill

blackrubyrose 2

if i was pissed of i would totally tell the guy, "really, fine then i'm taking this to f-ing court. Lets see who win when it comes out the an alcholic is charging is kid 22 thousand for raising them. I dont think its legal

my payment for him would be me beating the shit out of him and then saying.....**** that shit you penny pushing bitch

let him geta job

latoya_18 0

Teln him tooo **** off

Some father . Smh

Damn your dad is one heck of an asshole!