bigbill
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Canada
Nice try, dude
Today, I was presented with a bill for $27,601 by my single, alcoholic, deadbeat father. Why? "For having to raise your goddamn lazy ass." FML
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goldenlocks22 6
Don't pay it..?
Itsalltoomuch 0
I read his words in Redds voice from that 70's show.
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narcosoldier 2
I would have whipped my ass with that bill and gave it back
yomommma 6
wiped*
ogle5431 1
Why would you whip your ass with it. Wiping your ass with it would be better.
SomeFMLPerson 0
Kinky...
chelseasamazing 6
bahahahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahah! whipped... genius. (;
YayFlameWarz 9
Diapers: 5000$ Food:10000$ College:12000$ Booze:601$ Taxing my child:Priceless
mr_inkredible 0
$5000 for diapers?
YayFlameWarz 9
look at the price of food! He went through a crap load of diapers!
raphanne_fml 33
Yeah, some fancy auto-cleaning diapers :D
StopDropNRoll 11
Comments are changing right before my eyes it's said 5k for food. But yea he needs a bunch of diapers for 10k in food. Gotta put it somewhere
MsJoyfull 4
Maybe OP still wears diapers.
cass67 1
multiply 365x4 add 1 (leap year) and multiply that by 3 thats 4383 diapers and thats the average kid. and diapers are expensive. so 5000 is about right.
YayFlameWarz 9
**** that shit Park Place has me in debt 50,000$. The monopoly guy says I have 48 hours to pay him or I'm dead!
Inspired22 11
Unless you had some magical influence on your parents getting it on before you were born, they are responsible, and therefore the ones who need to foot the bill. Otherwise, people would be having babies left and right to make money.
sxe_beast 11
Wait so the purpose of having a baby isn't to make money? *goes to tell girl to get an abortion* Damn! I really wanted a Lindsay Lohan =c
ragzy 7
Quality comment 42, loved it!
ellaxd 0
it's not like u have to pay it u idiot
wriptidez 0
its not legal sooo no worries
mythicafairy 2
I think thats cheap ive spent that in the first 5 years of my childs life
constantine91 0
I call bullshit.
Parazad 16
Send it back?
yamatelle 19
I say you perform voodoo on his ass with a picture of him taped to the face of the doll. Don't let him walk into you doing that though. It could get really awkward...
ragzy 7
I do enjoy when someone works a previous FML into a comment. Kudos
SexyQueen0905 24
Here's some advice: Don't. Pay. It